Don't worry LB, you're not like me. I wouldn't even consider going out in to the world and doing things like you are.

Coincidentally, my favorite film is also a German movie

Das Booty

Since I sold my ps4 I don't have friends anymore, it's a true story.

No IRL friends since a few years. No online friends since a few months. At leat you have buddies to go eat fish n chip at the pub. Even your Facebook but crush that you are stalking you already talked to her. I never talked to the Facebook girl I'm stalking.

Tu parles allemand?

schnitzel en mis lederhosen

omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

It's a trap.

Entourage is definitely worth watching this many times

Can't fall asleep to new shows.


Pics ffs!

wtf? so what is it a dress not a dress...

man... bitches who wear these get a no from me. wear a ****ing dress hhs. how am i suposed ot get my hand up there now?

i mean a hoodie. for you white trash Americans. and east cost bogans.

if i'm watching this ****, I'm envisioning the 2 girls and me in a 3some. just sayin

Congrats! Can we call you Pappy J now?

Step 1. Toddler attempts to climb out of crib
Step 2. Get big girl bed
Step 3. Toddler uses newfound freedom to begin sleeping perpendicular in my bed every night
Step 4. Toddler develops psychic powers and awakes at even the thought of moving her
Step 5. Bring big girl bed in right up against Mommy's bed
Step 6. Rub little back until you lose all feeling in arm
Step 7. Continue to rub back for another 30 mins
Step 8. TIME TO BE WIDE AWAKE AGAIN AND SING SONGS

I forget what sleeping is like.

tell her about luke wearing a jumper for the first time this week. It put me to sleep

Apparently the trick was to wake GW to keep her in the bed for 10 minutes so I could make some tea...they were both unconscious in their respective beds by the time I came back...
...but now I'm wide awake.

Bastards.

That was with family, not friends. I do technically have a friend or two depending on your definition, but I never see them.

Anyway, you do have internet friends

Can somebody give me the cliffs on what this thread is and how it originated? (srs)

J will tell you when each day starts
Daszsz is not an accountant
Kristinka is our girl
Peli is from the future
Luke is going to clubs sober- prolly psycho
Gregorio became king lately
aiott has a nice bmi- he will be interested if you are a serb
jm3 is very nice- currently approving me an undertitle
wisski was eaten by a spider and checked in itt afterwards- we're not sure whats going on
schlitzzmmsmmm is often funny
Lbox is apparently schizophrenic and we didnt know that- dont go to cinema with him!
Albino- idk much about him but he has some cool career and seems to be very normal- weird and scary **** I know

oh and hi Im Fran, my bmi is improving

Im sorry im not qualified.... but i can tell you how to get in the club and not drink.

Also i can tell you how west aus is best aus. Wa #1

The above is correct. All hail Fran!

There a new movie coming out soon, wanna go watch it with me?

I think he's not coming back

Today is Sunday.
Off to see the new superhero movie.
Soon.

Braves baseball is making me all hollow inside.

Bump

I lol'd @ being the girl...
~7,000 posts, and my junk is always and forever my defining characteristic.


Hello new person, I am a well-rounded individual with a variety of interests. I enjoy long walks on the beach, holding hands, horsepron, and dickpics.

Welcome and warm regards,
Kristy