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I'm quite certain she would, but I'm willing to bet money you didn't even get a face book add, did ya?

When she does drop her panties you better get a picture with today's newspaper and a omgomgomg sign or I'll gone to far southern Canada and cut you

02-01-2016 , 11:42 PM

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LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by wisski

To be honest man. The girl i get coffee from every time im here has more intrest in me then the girl i sit next to.

Its hard to get her deets doe. He boss watches her like a hawk ( girl for coffee shop)

02-02-2016 , 02:35 AM

#378

JustJ46671

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Bump

02-02-2016 , 04:43 AM

#379

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

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02-02-2016 , 09:35 AM

#380

LuckyLuke01

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Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 02-02-2016 at 09:48 AM.

02-02-2016 , 09:45 AM

#381

LuckyLuke01

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my recation when I lock my keys in my car.

02-02-2016 , 09:47 AM

#382

Kristy

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In after picturefail

02-02-2016 , 09:49 AM

#383

JustJ46671

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So, you have a car and, when your keys aren't locked inside, you drive?
Am I jumping to conclusions?

02-02-2016 , 09:52 AM

#384

JustJ46671

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Today is Tuesday (two's day).
February two.
It's all starting to make sense.
It's groundhog day. I wonder now our own, legendary killer of woodchucks feels about that?

Bump

02-02-2016 , 09:58 AM

#385

wisski

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

So, you have a car and, when your keys aren't locked inside, you drive?
Am I jumping to conclusions?

Seems like a good board game

02-02-2016 , 10:08 AM

#386

Jackitos

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Dabbing
To press a piece of cannabis extract known as Butane Hash Oil against a heated surface of an oil rig pipe and inhale the smoke. These extracts have up to 90% THC levels. It is the newest growing trend for cannabis connoisseurs and Colorado currently has the largest following to date.

02-02-2016 , 10:30 AM

#387

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today is Tuesday (two's day).
February two.
It's all starting to make sense.
It's groundhog day. I wonder now our own, legendary killer of woodchucks feels about that?

Bump

I just learned it was February.

:TheMoreYouKnowRAINBOW:

02-02-2016 , 10:35 AM

#388

LuckyLuke01

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Originally Posted by Kristy

In after picturefail

i am drunk.....so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

02-02-2016 , 10:40 AM

#389

LuckyLuke01

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so i'm watching a video on some girl who does cam shows and sells panties on reddit and that...

she says back in the day she used to charge 2 bucks a minuet... now she charges 10 with a 5 minuet minimum.

wtf? i really need to get my act togther and round up these bitches and put them on a website.

yo daz. yo mamma got a basement we can use? we need the IOM tax haven to set up shop.

02-02-2016 , 11:06 AM

#390

Jackitos

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JJ is sleep deprived.

02-02-2016 , 11:34 AM

#391

Da33le

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What's this "we" business? If it's in my place, I'll be running it, and if I'm running it, what do I need you for? I'll let you be a customer tho, maybe give you a discount and only charge you $9 a minute.

02-02-2016 , 11:40 AM

#392

wisski

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I have learned laying(lying?) in bed with the gf fondling my junk is advantageous for my chess game.

02-02-2016 , 11:46 AM

#393

Da33le

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We'll see about that ]

02-02-2016 , 11:47 AM

#394

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Hi Da33le

02-02-2016 , 11:49 AM

#395

Da33le

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Yo, how's it going?

I actually went to work today, might even go tomorrow. Meeting a friend for lunch tho and that usually turns into an all afternoon thing, so just the morning.

02-02-2016 , 12:33 PM

#396

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

JJ is sleep deprived.

Troof

02-02-2016 , 12:48 PM

#397

Jackitos

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I have learned laying(lying?) in bed with the gf fondling my junk is advantageous for my chess game.

Polishing the bishop.

02-02-2016 , 12:54 PM

#398

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Yo, how's it going?

I actually went to work today, might even go tomorrow. Meeting a friend for lunch tho and that usually turns into an all afternoon thing, so just the morning.

Just made an arrangement with my boss. If I come work from Monday to Thursday I can have Friday off + the weekend. Guess I'll do that for a couple week.

02-02-2016 , 01:13 PM

#399

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LonelyBox

Just made an arrangement with my boss. If I come work from Monday to Thursday I can have Friday off + the weekend. Guess I'll do that for a couple week.

Just made an arrangement with my boss. If I supply her with a small bowl of pretzels and turn on Sesame Street. I can take a shower without an active, participating, audience. Door open, with sight line, mind you...or mass chaos will ensue. Guess I'll do that for a couple minutes.

02-02-2016 , 01:42 PM

#400

Kristy

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Actually, I stand corrected. Apparently the deal was that she'd shove ALL the pretzels in her mouth and we'd resume our regularly scheduled activities.

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