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11-13-2015 , 10:46 PM

#2276

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

No way Vanna White is a real human. But would definitely still smash.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

ok found pic, hmmmm

She's had like, ~4 kids, too. Seriously good genetics.

11-13-2015 , 10:47 PM

#2277

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Oh no Google device says 2 kids.

11-13-2015 , 11:00 PM

#2278

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

I was surprised to see that the median price is, indeed, around $500k. Lucky for you the market's in decline. You're probably look for a place in Applecross or West Leederville. Those seem like nice areas.

are you ****ing talking me now?!

lol, dude those are pretty expensive areas.

I think I need to move to balga. ( it's the ghetto of perth)

11-13-2015 , 11:01 PM

#2279

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I can't get to the place where enema and good sex go hand-in-hand.

You're right about the too fast/not enough lube thing. I've never had to use lube, and thus never owned it. Household alternates are insufficient. GOOGLE YOU RUINED THIS FOR US WITH YOUR OLIVE OIL AND LOTION SUGGESTIONS.

have used lube one time and it was awesome would recommend.

11-13-2015 , 11:03 PM

#2280

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

My sister lived in Cairo for 6 years of relative stability under Mubarak. Now since she moved to Paris less than 2 years ago there have been 2 major terrorist attacks.

The lesson there is dictatorships & torture work.

man they don't kill there own people... just everyone else...

i'm pretty jelly of her though, I'd like to go to cairo and do some toristy ****. but they keep blowing us up.

11-13-2015 , 11:09 PM

#2281

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

I'd give her an enema iykwim

Ewwww.

Paging Kristy.

11-13-2015 , 11:12 PM

#2282

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

Why don't more people fall out of bed when they're asleep?

If I move I wake up, but I also have a California king so... It would take a long time to reach the edge

11-13-2015 , 11:12 PM

#2283

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

have used lube one time and it was awesome would recommend.

Was it your idea or his?

11-13-2015 , 11:13 PM

#2284

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

11-13-2015 , 11:14 PM

#2285

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Was it your idea or his?

nar. **** just had it in her bag at the time... ( when you put her handbag on the floor and a large box of condoms comes out with some lube. you know you gunna have a good time)

the lazy part of me misses her.

11-13-2015 , 11:15 PM

#2286

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

I have a queen bed ( thought i should upgrade for all the girls i bring over)

totes regretting it now because my room cannot fit a desk in it.

11-13-2015 , 11:55 PM

#2287

JustJ46671

Low Content

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11-13-2015 , 11:56 PM

#2288

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,376

reported

11-13-2015 , 11:59 PM

#2289

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

reported

11-14-2015 , 12:01 AM

#2290

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Well I can't speak for everyone else, but I sleep in the centre of a double, so id have to do some major moving to fall out.

A+ Dazzing here Dabble

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

What exactly am I meant to be looking @ here?

11-14-2015 , 12:03 AM

#2291

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Damn, Friday the 13th seems to have gone off in a big way.
RIP everyone.

11-14-2015 , 12:06 AM

#2292

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

What exactly am I meant to be looking @ here?

You, sir, should not be looking at anything in that picture.
Just close your eyes and move along.
Better yet, to be safe, you should probably delete all of your 2+2 accounts and clear your browser history.

(The noisy one, in the front, is my wee one).

11-14-2015 , 12:16 AM

#2293

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

have used lube one time and it was awesome would recommend.

I can literally only think of one time in my life that it was necessary. I'd just gotten over a flu that was so severe I lost 13lbs in 48 hours and was massively dehydrated.

Basically I'm saying that if she isn't running a fever she's just not that into you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Ewwww.

Paging Kristy.

He just wants to give her his 5 consonants and a vowel.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

Why don't more people fall out of bed when they're asleep?

Queen size/no falls. I sleep right on the very edge because I'm the world's lightest sleeper. One touch and I'm wide awake for an hour. I dream of the day when we're old and get separate bedrooms.

11-14-2015 , 12:32 AM

#2294

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

**** thats some hell of a dick, if you taking it after that.

she didn't need the lube, it was there and we used it. it was fun. I'm defo going to use it again at some point.

defo gunna get some more, defo gunna have a sex draw.

11-14-2015 , 12:32 AM

#2295

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

have used lube one time and it was awesome would recommend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Was it your idea or his?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Am I the only one who just assumed it was a masturbation situation?

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

(The noisy one, in the front, is my wee one).

Adorbz. Just don't show Abe

11-14-2015 , 12:36 AM

#2296

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

My Facebook newsfeed is an abnormally racist and stupid place right now.

Deep breaths.

11-14-2015 , 12:45 AM

#2297

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

My Facebook newsfeed is an abnormally racist and stupid place right now.

Deep breaths.

Mine is k. And only 1 post about how lucky we are to be such a well armed society, I thought there would be dozens.

11-14-2015 , 12:49 AM

#2298

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Am I the only one who just assumed it was a masturbation situation?

It was my first thought.
Figured the juice was used to make all his other socks jealous.
But knowing what an all-star he is, I determined he needed some friction reducer to ram it into a 50 y/o Aborigine cab driver he met outside the club.

11-14-2015 , 01:03 AM

#2299

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Mine is k. And only 1 post about how lucky we are to be such a well armed society, I thought there would be dozens.

My non-immediate family are pretty painful at times like these.
The worst part is yet to come, as all GW'S extended family are at deer camp and would take between 3 days and 3 years to get wind of current events at their most available...

It'll be this, and the (imaginary) war on Christmas for months to come. :/