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I mean how is the wife of an operator who is basically a trained monkey assisting our bottom line? Oh right, she's not. Not to mention we don't intend to have children and they are pumping them out like the world has a human shortage. So the money risk is much less in my case.

Ok, I'll get in touch with those in charge and have them dock ALL employees pay to hire an HR rep to assess said value, but that policy will also be prohibitively expensive to create and implement and those costs will also come out of your pay.

12-10-2015 , 03:25 PM

#5252

Kristy

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Also, you're creating a false argument...the system being fallible is not an argument FOR your alternate.

Last edited by Kristy; 12-10-2015 at 03:40 PM. Reason: English is hard, like your Father.

12-10-2015 , 03:33 PM

#5253

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

You do realize of course that decoupling healthcare from employment would solve all these problems.*

*but shift allocation other ways that may or may not be better than your current cost:benefit ratio

12-10-2015 , 03:38 PM

#5254

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I get it AIOTT you have all he answers except those that will get you laid

12-10-2015 , 03:40 PM

#5255

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I get it AIOTT you have all he answers except those that will get you laid

Burn!

12-10-2015 , 03:41 PM

#5256

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I get it AIOTT you have all he answers except those that will get you laid

Accurate

12-10-2015 , 03:43 PM

#5257

wisski

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Accurate

Sorry that was probably a lil harsh you don't deserve it.... But nah!

So if I elope and bring back a marriage certificate that's written in Thai, they will allow her to be on insurance... Seems legit

12-10-2015 , 03:46 PM

#5258

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

No.

Thatsnothowthisworksthatsnothowanyofthisworks.jpg

You're purposely making conflict where there isn't one to be had.

12-10-2015 , 03:53 PM

#5259

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

No.

Thatsnothowthisworksthatsnothowanyofthisworks.jpg

You're purposely making conflict where there isn't one to be had.

That last part was a statement of fact, I asked what would be required to document we're married and a foreign document written in a language that no one here can decipher works. I don't need to be registered in the states or have the same last name or anything... So what does that document prove that isn't currently proven?

Besides we may or may not have traveled abroad....

12-10-2015 , 04:03 PM

#5260

allinontheturn

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I wouldn't say that - he's got a legit gripe. He's subsidizing the spouses and children of his co-workers. Of course that's sort of the nature of all insurance. If everything goes as you hope you'll pay in more than you require to receive in benefits...

12-10-2015 , 04:08 PM

#5261

allinontheturn

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Under current law my co-workers will have robbed me of more EV than all mexicslim raperrists many times over. But that's K.

12-10-2015 , 04:11 PM

#5262

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Why the hell are they fireworks blasting outside my flat.

12-10-2015 , 04:12 PM

#5263

Da33le

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

And there was a brass band going past before too. It's not any kind of holiday that I'm aware of.

12-10-2015 , 04:20 PM

#5264

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,383

erry day is a holiday

12-10-2015 , 04:23 PM

#5265

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Why the hell are they fireworks blasting outside my flat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

And there was a brass band going past before too. It's not any kind of holiday that I'm aware of.

I guess your Christmas present got there early...

12-10-2015 , 04:30 PM

#5266

Da33le

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I don't get fireworks. Once you've seen one display you've seen them all. Why do they bother with them for every little event.

12-10-2015 , 04:38 PM

#5267

wisski

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I don't get fireworks. Once you've seen one display you've seen them all. Why do they bother with them for every little event.

False good sir, I attended a wedding which had fireworks scheduled. The 3" mortars went into a 4" tube, and that led to the crowd being bombarded by them and having them explode at eye level in a crowd is not like every other show.

12-10-2015 , 04:41 PM

#5268

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

How can you deny yourself this kind of entertainment?
Get married, shell the guests.
Keg beer and a rock band.

Dude...

12-10-2015 , 04:58 PM

#5269

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. Lots of travel and have to dress up. Wear a tie and everything. People getting married pisses me off.

12-10-2015 , 05:02 PM

#5270

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

The 3" mortars went into a 4" tube

I'm no Tiresias but this is a bad omen.

12-10-2015 , 05:06 PM

#5271

allinontheturn

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. Lots of travel and have to dress up. Wear a tie and everything. People getting married pisses me off.

Pelican, you look like one of the leads in a tv show I caught a bit of recently, Broadchurch

I hope this post has been helpful.

12-10-2015 , 05:09 PM

#5272

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You're right. You company is foolish to think an employee's word has merit, and should treat them like the cog in profit machinations that they are. Work 'til you die and/or hire translator with your Christmas bonus.

Your argument is black and white, which is real-world stupid. You preferred system is as flawed or more flawed than the current system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Not a legit gripe.
You're supposed to be insured from birth to death. Your overpayment is covered under veil of ignorance, no?

12-10-2015 , 05:12 PM

#5273

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Pelican, you look like one of the leads in a tv show I caught a bit of recently, Broadchurch

I hope this post has been helpful.

Flattery will always make me click your links and comparing me to David Tennant makes me want to love you.

Spoiler:

12-10-2015 , 05:12 PM

#5274

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Pelican, you look like one of the leads in a tv show I caught a bit of recently, Broadchurch

I hope this post has been helpful.

Peli>>>>>that guy.

12-10-2015 , 05:13 PM

#5275

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Flattery will always make me click your links and comparing me to David Tennant makes me want to love you.

Spoiler:

Whelp, I came out in the wrong side of that, but I stand by my opinion.

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