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11-21-2015 , 12:49 PM

#3176

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

So moral of the story is you shouldn't drink

NOT drinking is never the moral to any story--ever.

11-21-2015 , 01:43 PM

#3177

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

DOES NOT COMPUTE

11-21-2015 , 01:43 PM

#3178

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

It's not the posts you have to worry about.

In my younger days of drinking, I wooed many a female in everquest/world of warcraft.. To the point of phone sex and webcam shows. It's disheartening to have some chick messaging you in game, like she's your gf, and you have zero clue who this person is.

I went through this period where I wanted to be single and not date. I so slutted it up on the phone sex.

I broke some hearts. I was a huge prick back then.

Yeah, I wasnt kidding when I said GW pours every drink I have. So, that would be some pretty weird phone sex. Also, I thought it was pretty well known that I have never gotten naked for the internet.

11-21-2015 , 01:46 PM

#3179

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

NOT drinking is never the moral to any story--ever.

Looks like the education is paying off.

11-21-2015 , 02:02 PM

#3180

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Except for that of my grandads, who died of liver failure... :beer: :beer: :beer:

I guess just not being a dick goes for everyone else.

11-21-2015 , 02:46 PM

#3181

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

JFC way to bring the thread down B-cepts

11-21-2015 , 02:49 PM

#3182

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Except for that of my grandads, who died of liver failure... :beer: :beer: :beer:

I guess just not being a dick goes for everyone else.

Not being a dick is good...

11-21-2015 , 02:53 PM

#3183

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I try my best.

11-21-2015 , 03:03 PM

#3184

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Omg. I'm never drinking again.

At least until the next time I do.

Anyway,

11-21-2015 , 03:42 PM

#3185

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

gg kaep

11-21-2015 , 03:43 PM

#3186

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Pizza at friends tonight.

11-21-2015 , 03:47 PM

#3187

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Pizza at friends tonight.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I try my best.

You'll be fine

11-21-2015 , 04:20 PM

#3188

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Wow don't stop drinking people. It's fun. Just don't drink your life away.

11-21-2015 , 04:26 PM

#3189

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

gg kaep

#neverforget

11-21-2015 , 05:03 PM

#3190

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Omg. I'm never drinking again.

At least until the next time I do.

Anyway,

Hangovers are bad news, drink more to help.

11-21-2015 , 05:06 PM

#3191

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Omg. I'm never drinking again.

At least until the next time I do.

Anyway,

Them feels

11-21-2015 , 05:07 PM

#3192

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Actually, GW and I just agreed not to drink for a month.
Imma set the over/under at Thanksgiving.

11-21-2015 , 05:20 PM

#3193

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Using a dremmel to cut a new air supply duct, after working for 6 hours today. Consider it down payment for a week of laziness when she goes to visit family and leaves me home alone.

11-21-2015 , 05:21 PM

#3194

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Why agree to that? Setting yourself up for failure. Even if you manage to "win" and not drink for a month.... How much did you lose?

11-21-2015 , 05:25 PM

#3195

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Why agree to that?

They're thrill seekers jack eat toes.

11-21-2015 , 05:27 PM

#3196

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Using a dremmel to cut a new air supply duct, after working for 6 hours today. Consider it down payment for a week of laziness when she goes to visit family and leaves me home alone.

Go with her and have sex with her mum.

11-21-2015 , 05:28 PM

#3197

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Why agree to that? Setting yourself up for failure. Even if you manage to "win" and not drink for a month.... How much did you lose?

Lol, this.

No really. I am not feeling great lately. Time to sober up and hit the gym hard for a while.

11-21-2015 , 05:29 PM

#3198

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Go with her and have sex with her mum.

Also, this.

11-21-2015 , 05:31 PM

#3199

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

What do you wear when you go to gym Kristy?

11-21-2015 , 05:33 PM

#3200

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Lol, this.

No really. I am not feeling great lately. Time to sober up and hit the gym hard for a while.

You said hard.

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