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Ya minus points for not texting ballpark time. 5 yard penalty.

Not a 15 yard 1.5 hours late personal foul. imo

I'm pretty easy going in general.

You read that way.

For me it would be a no-go sign, though. If this is her FIRST impression....no thanks, imo

11-15-2015 , 08:17 PM

#2502

Kristy

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Wait...what date is the put-out date? Except for a few months in 2008, I've basically never been single...but it seemed like the 3-5th date was when the hinting started.

If that's improved, and there's a reasonable chance she will look at your penis tonight, I say all is forgiven.

11-15-2015 , 08:23 PM

#2503

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

2-3 seems pretty standard now.

I'd say that prospects were reasonable (although def under 50%) she'd see it tonight prior to the recent development of standing me up. Taking this new info into consideration I'd say "outlook not so good"

11-15-2015 , 08:25 PM

#2504

Kristy

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It's an official stand up, now?

HALF PRICE DINNER!

11-15-2015 , 08:28 PM

#2505

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

It's an official stand up, now?

HALF PRICE DINNER!

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Possibly getting stood up aorn.

I meant to say possibly. I'm in denial

11-15-2015 , 08:34 PM

#2506

Kristy

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If you do get stood up, you can post her pic and I'll draw a variety of mustaches on her and talk about how I think she shopped her pics and is actually fat.

Lmk.

11-15-2015 , 08:35 PM

#2507

Kristy

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Please note, that my drawing skills are between poor---actually physically painful to look at because they're so bad.

11-15-2015 , 08:37 PM

#2508

allinontheturn

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That sounds perfect for what I'd be going for

11-15-2015 , 08:40 PM

#2509

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Lions over the packers, 17-7

And the Falcons >90% to not lose today.

shut up shut up shut up!

11-15-2015 , 08:41 PM

#2510

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Anyone feeling the heat from the fan duel/draft kings decision?
Kevroc is the only person I know in NY that plays those sites.

ok... question time:

do you think if they didn't dan these sites it could have paved the way for poker in america or is this a step back for online poker in america?

11-15-2015 , 08:45 PM

#2511

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

You guys are all Facebook or Skype friends, kinda makes me feel left out... But not bad enough that if consider friending anyone in here. Meeting beau was probably as deep into 4L social life as I want to get.

i want to meet you... but it has to be in aus... in a gay bar... isn't that right peli?

11-15-2015 , 08:46 PM

#2512

wisski

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

shut up shut up shut up!

i recommend you do not watch the packer game from earlier today, just don't do it man.

11-15-2015 , 08:48 PM

#2513

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

i recommend you do not watch the packer game from earlier today, just don't do it man.

i'm an avid packers fan. so i woke up this morning and logged onto facebook...

I didn't know there could be so many " the last time the lions beat the packers...." memes

also. can you plz confirm it's not just me. my team took a goose egg and just cracked it all very my head right?

i mean... if your team is 33-0 WHY THE **** DO YOU ONLY HAV 2 ****ING POINTS!

11-15-2015 , 08:50 PM

#2514

allinontheturn

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Awwww -ski -ski -ski -ski -ski -ski -ski -ski mother ****er Awwwww -ski -ski -ski -ski

11-15-2015 , 08:52 PM

#2515

wisski

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they are ****ting all over the field, i blame fat mike all players have lost respect for his fatness

11-15-2015 , 08:55 PM

#2516

allinontheturn

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Final Analysis?

"Sorry. My phone died. I was all over today for this birthday."

11-15-2015 , 08:56 PM

#2517

wisski

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Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Final Analysis?

"Sorry. My phone died. I was all over today for this birthday."

was it her kid? if so do not want

11-15-2015 , 08:58 PM

#2518

allinontheturn

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Na, niece's BDay.

11-15-2015 , 09:15 PM

#2519

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

was it her kid? if so do not want

Aren't you living with a woman who has kids?

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Na, niece's BDay.

A sister would understand why she needs to text a date with a ballpark time.

11-15-2015 , 09:23 PM

#2520

wisski

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I am living with a woman whom has children, doesn't change my advice to him.

11-15-2015 , 09:24 PM

#2521

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

morning

Dubious

11-15-2015 , 09:28 PM

#2522

allinontheturn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I am living with a woman whom has children, doesn't change my advice to him.

You might even say it informs it :devil:

11-15-2015 , 09:35 PM

#2523

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Also Packers will not lose, willing to place many USA#1 $$ against anyone who disagrees.

I'll PM my address.
You can send a check for many USA1 $$ there.

11-15-2015 , 09:35 PM

#2524

Kristy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I am living with a woman whom has children, doesn't change my advice to him.

You don't like your step(ish) kids?

11-15-2015 , 09:36 PM

#2525

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

shut up shut up shut up!

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