Came home 6AM with bottle of jack in thanks to my ******ed friends, now 9AM, drinking coffee downstares with mini me, then we go to the market. Sorry pelican today I'm worlds best dad.

Impossibru!

ummmm.. harwks ftw!

also no gay bars ok.

Hawks were hungry for that ball. Just wanted it more. 22 players played for hawthorn. Sydney had one good player and he was playing for hawthorn last year

SNAP CALL! AINEC!

so yesterday I told you that girl wasn't coming around...

well she DID end up coming around... I took her to play pool. that fell on it's ass the second i realised she REALLY was **** a pool ( we all can't be winner) then we went to get some chineese food and drink.

got the white russians flowing and ate some food... watch some ****ty 90's movie called wild things... I don't remember what happened in the move... her moans was drounding out the sounds.... I fooked her right so I think she will come back...


after i dropped her off at work.. ( like 30 mins away WTF?!) I raced back to the shops and got a coffee ( went to bed at like 4:30 or some ****) so i red a bit of the paper, got my coffee and I left to get some food shopping came back to watch the granny. ( hawrks by 50 points WTF?) then made some pancakes with a friend and I flipped a pan of cake batter and butter... I now have 2 burns ( one next to the love bites) and one on my arm...

so now i am drunk and the house is a mess.. my room and I smell like stank... so yeah... there is my drunkish trip report.

I also have to go to the cas tonight for a friends drinks.. not even sure if i can make it lols.

LuckyLuke winning at life lock it up

I'm not convinced you're telling the truth, but if you are.. Well then I'll be a son of a gun. Congrats.

I'm so ****ed from last night / today I am staying home tonight...

That would be +1

Today is Saturday
most have waited all week for it
Kick this bitch on the ass!

Bump

Happy birthday, little buddy!

A chipmunk nearly ran up my leg, just now.
Not sure if good omen.

I have a pretty new HP printer but it won't turn on. I wish to complain.

Maybe HP printers don't work on Islands?

Can you suggest a printer that will work on Islands?

Does it give you some message that you should clean something, like some piece of paper stuck and there's nothing there when you open it? I almost threw it out of window but Mrs stopped me.

It's ok, it got going in the end. I'm guessing it was just tired

I guess I should call someone to fix mine, it's probably not a good idea to throw it out, could kill someone..

Let this be a lesson to you. Don't leave your tax form until the last minute.

Tax form?
Nope, never heard

not going out tonight... for obvs reasons

when i was a kid i sold printer for a year...

i still ****ing hate them. there is always one thing in this world that just puts a wigga on life tilt for me... it's printers

Make sure you have it filled with HP sauce and not some off brand stuff. It clogs the gears.