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07-27-2014 , 06:44 PM
Rocket engines burning fuel so fast
Off into the night sky they blast get your slap-ass
Through the universe the engines whine
07-27-2014 , 09:12 PM
Anybody here a ping pong expert?
07-27-2014 , 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
Alonso came 2nd, so go right ahead and laugh at me
the aussie fella is pretty good huh?
07-27-2014 , 10:13 PM
Bump
07-27-2014 , 10:16 PM
The absolute peak of their powers. Canada Goat



At some point I'm going to have to no longer include get your slap-ass in every post, but that time is not now

Bosox, it's your song live... Come on, get your slap-ass.

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 07-27-2014 at 10:20 PM. Reason: 2:30 on imo Goat
07-27-2014 , 10:39 PM
Braves won
07-27-2014 , 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
Would you prefer I stop?
I'm just asking if you are having a love affair with this girl... in your mind
07-27-2014 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
She listens to a lot of Dylan - are you?
costantly... if she can love the packers and get me a sandwich during half time... we might have luckylukes new wife here

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 07-27-2014 at 11:06 PM.
07-27-2014 , 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Braves won
They wanted it more.
07-27-2014 , 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Another war crime committed on my toilet. So savage even the Nazis would have shuddered.
07-27-2014 , 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
I just thoroughly cleaned my shaft and reshaped the tip
as a pool player... this get me hard
07-27-2014 , 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Another war crime committed on my toilet. So savage even the Nazis would have shuddered.
I'm sorry but I tweeted a similar joke a couple years ago - I'm going to need a mod to delete & infract please.

Check out @resonator_21's Tweet: https://twitter.com/resonator_21/sta...35943850352641
07-27-2014 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
as a pool player... this get me hard
Pictorial evidence is unnecessary.
07-28-2014 , 12:13 AM
aiott is a monster!!!!
07-28-2014 , 12:15 AM
Official pool update: I beat a semi attractive woman tonight.

But not in the good way.
07-28-2014 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
aiott is a monster!!!!
Confirmed, but in a good way, sort of.
07-28-2014 , 12:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Official pool update: I beat a semi attractive woman tonight.

But not in the good way.
Is she single?
07-28-2014 , 12:34 AM
She was dating this dude on her team. Douchebag probably.
07-28-2014 , 12:49 AM
Maybe he needed to be beaten, as well.
07-28-2014 , 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by AngryPanda
Anybody here a ping pong expert?
I have a ping pong bat and I play a few times a week. So I guess that makes me an expert
07-28-2014 , 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Pictorial evidence is unnecessary.
it's ok. I don't have your credit card information anyway.
07-28-2014 , 03:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Official pool update: I beat a semi attractive woman tonight.

But not in the good way.
when i make it to the good old usa. we will play pool!

also. i need to join a pool leauge asap. got sa new pool case today!
07-28-2014 , 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Maybe he needed to be beaten, as well.
why does he just play him for her?
07-28-2014 , 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
I have a ping pong bat and I play a few times a week. So I guess that makes me an expert
you need to be beaten with that bat for playing that crap. get a pool cue son!
07-28-2014 , 04:33 AM
I have a pool cue. In the first world we can have more than one hobby.

      
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