teh complaint is simple and ur simple

/rant

Coke blows

#dothedew

Are you saying our founding fathers enjoyed coca cola more than other beverages?

I like how outraged people are about it. I'LL NEVER DRINK COKE AGAIN!!!!1111!!!one11!!!

In a week's time they will be drinking coke. If it takes that long.

The best things in life are simple! Visa V, the best complaints are simple and the best people are simple, a la carte I am the best person.

I personally have difficulty caring about the commercial or whatever people think of it. The response does fascinate me though. You strike me as an inverse Fox News.

Eloquent response, latinpanda

Won't take me a week. Pepsi joke soda. Cherry Coke >> Coke >>> Dr. Pepper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Water >

Damned college kids think they know everything.

Buckfast >

I'm just tryna hit a dolla quick so I can get a Buckfast™

Ginger beer >

Colbert had the best response to the Coke ad. Too lazy to find & link, though

Anyone else playing Flappy Bird?

Applying to a "fellowship" for work, this is one of the questions:

Be more cliche, bros.

One does not simply fellowship Steve Jobs

What did you respond with?

I'm pretty sure I'm going to write a 250 word opus about how often I drink at lunch.

I don't get theses new masturbation euphamisms. What's wrong with using the classic 'punishing the bishop in a turtleneck'?

The cops keep learning the lingo, so we gotta stay one step ahead

hap u r hapablappin' outta ur mind today

For every Steve Jobs there were hundreds of thousands quirky ******* shut ins

Someone has to

At my other, non-radio, hate it but it's stable & pays the bills job, I saw that which cannot be unseen.

The job is semi-physical: on your feet all day, slight to moderate exertion required. There is a new guy, been there less than a week, new to 'Merica via Spain. As he's picking something off the floor my eyes lock onto his skivvies.

The guy was sporting a black, lacy thong.

While I will never begrudge a man on his choice of undies--my thoughts were "What the hell are you doing to your boys?!?" The job requires constant moving, bending, lifting, etc. His privates must be in agony.

Euros. Will never understand them.

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