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08-30-2008 , 04:53 PM

#376

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,256

is she someone you want a relationship with and are wondering if there's a chance or you just want to know why she did it?

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08-30-2008 , 04:54 PM

#377

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,256

i need a more specific question

08-30-2008 , 05:21 PM

#378

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

bump

08-30-2008 , 05:25 PM

#379

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

bump

ill bump u

08-30-2008 , 05:27 PM

#380

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

i'll bump both of you at the same time

08-30-2008 , 05:28 PM

#381

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

this could happen

08-30-2008 , 05:29 PM

#382

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

i need a more specific question

Will you marry me?

08-30-2008 , 05:29 PM

#383

rakinem

banned

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,834

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Why would you ever need more than "Play with her terts?"

i see. i see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

try treating her with respect

sounds good, but clueless on the execution.

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

is she someone you want a relationship with and are wondering if there's a chance or you just want to know why she did it?

it started out as hook-ups. feelings involved now on both ends, but i am moving far away in a few weeks. so sorta pointless. but i guess it bothered me and i am wondering why she'd say something like that.

edit: and will you marry mayo?

08-30-2008 , 05:30 PM

#384

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

i'll bump both of you at the same time

i came

08-30-2008 , 05:35 PM

#385

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by Its Fun to LOL

You can't feel bad for anyone, ugly is their own fault.

Unless they are completely hideous, anyone can look decent with WORK.

Most people aren't ugly, they are just lazy. Girls don't work out, they wear clothes from Mervyns, they take 10 minutes to get ready, guys don't tan, they don't wear clothes that fit correctly, etc.

If someone can't bring themselves to at least a 7 in looks, it's their own fault.

QFJ2isgay

08-30-2008 , 05:37 PM

#386

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

mayo how was the date last night?

08-30-2008 , 05:46 PM

#387

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by iplayscared

mayo how was the date last night?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Gaah. Been busy as hell at work today.

Quick TR: Went to dinner, but not at Old Chicago. She didn't want pizza. Had a nice dinner, then went to hang out at this place called Triangle Park with these kickass fountains. And since I'm at my sister's, I couldn't really ask her back to my place, so sexytime chances were severely diminished. We stayed at Triangle Park until like 1am, then went to Kroger to buy ice cream that we ate in my car. Then I took her home.

Cliff's notes: It was fun, but no sex.

meh

08-30-2008 , 05:46 PM

#388

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

he didn't get laid and didn't deliver one pic

complete failure imo

08-30-2008 , 05:47 PM

#389

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

he didn't get laid and didn't deliver one pic

complete failure imo

08-30-2008 , 05:49 PM

#390

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

he didn't get laid and didn't deliver one pic

complete failure imo

08-30-2008 , 05:49 PM

#391

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

did u even try to kiss her mayo??? ANYTHING??

08-30-2008 , 05:50 PM

#392

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

he didn't get laid and didn't deliver one pic

complete failure imo

You have hurt my feelings.

08-30-2008 , 05:51 PM

#393

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

did u even try to kiss her mayo??? ANYTHING??

I'm never talking to any of you people again.

08-30-2008 , 05:51 PM

#394

rakinem

banned

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,834

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

did u even try to kiss her mayo??? ANYTHING??

Or standard dry-hump?

r34 why'd that chick tell me I'm ugly. and why do i care?

08-30-2008 , 05:52 PM

#395

rakinem

banned

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,834

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I'm never talking to any of you people again.

I learned all about servers the other night, after I read that article (which, in itself, made me want to off my boyhood).

08-30-2008 , 05:52 PM

#396

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

rakinem, i'll read the thread when i get back from the gym and give you my expert analysis.

08-30-2008 , 05:53 PM

#397

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,364

back from work. how are we thread?

08-30-2008 , 05:54 PM

#398

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

protip: kissing a girls neck is a one way ticket to blowjobville. or it will at least get you closer

08-30-2008 , 05:57 PM

#399

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

Quote:

Originally Posted by rakinem

r34 why'd that chick tell me I'm ugly. and why do i care?

I think she may have meant "not attracted" in the general sense? she obviously doesn't find you detestable or she woudnt fu*k you. she probably just wanted a kawk in her pussy. I've banged plenty of dudes when I didn't find them neccessarily "hot" just to get laid. you are moving anyways, just forget about it. at least u got off amirite?