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09-17-2013 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Mayo,

My lady friend has a sister who lives in Vegas and is about to be a plastic surgeon. Want me to hook you up?
It depends on... things.

EDIT: TOTP!!

09-17-2013 , 11:39 PM
your mom is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it "james"
09-17-2013 , 11:40 PM
Your madre is so unfamiliar with the gym, she refers to it in the second person as "usted."
09-17-2013 , 11:43 PM
your mother is so unfamiliar with the gym that she had to alta vista it.
09-17-2013 , 11:47 PM
Witty, why aren't you banned innit?
09-17-2013 , 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
soo smart and ambitious yet shallow.

hook it up
From what I understand, it was more of an EV decision since plastic surgery is a growing industry (ducy?).

No, you're not worthy. I'm also slightly concerned you'd be too sleazy. No offense.
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Originally Posted by nham
what kind of plastic surgeon (makeup)
I dunno.
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Get yoself some calf implants bro!!!
Bro, my calves are hudge.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo
It depends on... things.
Like what? She's a 5'3" blonde who is about to be a doctor. The **** else you need to know?
09-17-2013 , 11:51 PM
your mom is so unfamiliar with the gym she shot at it for wearing a hoodie
09-18-2013 , 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Like what? She's a 5'3" blonde who is about to be a doctor. The **** else you need to know?
if she's about to be a plastic surgeon she likely already is a doctor
09-18-2013 , 12:06 AM
So basically she won't have any time for him and she's not afraid to cut him.
09-18-2013 , 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Abe008
Lol Ronnie

Ronnie O'Sullivan ‏@ronnieo147 7h
I've heard there's many more players who throw snooker matches .. I suppose Steve lee was just caught out

Ronnie O'Sullivan ‏@ronnieo147 29m
No concrete evidence of match fixing in snooker But just like everyone one who works in an office they have a good idea who's shagging who

lol. he always has the best quotes

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Originally Posted by The Brickie
Isn't he retired? I can never remember.
yes and no. he has lost desire for the game. but since his ONLY skill is snooker and hasn't had a real job in 20+ years. he is playing now for the bills. suprised he doesn't play for the side action

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Originally Posted by Abe008
Toy Story 3

Andy: wow im goin 2 college and still play w toys.. i wont get any pussy if I bring u guys sry bye

cri everytim
last time and only time i saw that film i was with a lday friend. lights went out half way threw. ended up fooking her by candle light. was nice.

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Originally Posted by jmitchell42
just got GTA V
looks like my night it planned.
i hate you right now. i'm so poor i have to wiat till my friend gets the ps4. then wait to see if his games work on it. then offer him $50 for it. then get the game second hard

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Originally Posted by Jackitos
and thanks 2 nham 4 this post

she is hot imo. though is she has any tattoos gets a 0



also.

if i had a dream where I have an ex lady friend in bed and i am going to the store to buy candy. i think i should kill myself.


whats everyone up to. besides playing gta 5!
09-18-2013 , 12:09 AM
tbh I'm just waiting on Mayo to say "yes", so I can reply with

Spoiler:
**** you.
09-18-2013 , 12:16 AM
09-18-2013 , 12:16 AM
09-18-2013 , 12:20 AM
should i just go rob a store so i can get gta 5, then blame it on the game for me doing the crime?
09-18-2013 , 12:37 AM
Female doctors aren't usually all that attractive.
09-18-2013 , 12:37 AM
is fuluck wrong about literally everything
09-18-2013 , 12:37 AM
And they are usually overcompensating for something.
09-18-2013 , 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by nham
is fuluck wrong about literally everything
I'm sure you would be a very pretty female doctor, nham.
09-18-2013 , 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by nham
is fuluck wrong about literally everything
figuratively too
09-18-2013 , 12:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nham
is fuluck wrong about literally everything
And 2+2=4 so literally go suck a dick.
09-18-2013 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck
I'm sure you would be a very pretty female doctor, nham.
*will
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
figuratively too
not really necessary with the new definition

lit·er·al·ly
/ˈlitərəlē/
Adverb

1. In a literal manner or sense; exactly: "the driver took it literally when asked to go straight over the traffic circle".
2. Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.
09-18-2013 , 12:42 AM
When has anyone ever said " go straight over the traffic circle"?
09-18-2013 , 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fuluck
Female doctors aren't usually all that attractive.
Ain't you never seen "Scrubs"??
09-18-2013 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by fredd-bird
Lady friend just discovered what 'blue waffle' means. I'm ****ing LOLing over here.
the time has come for me to google blue waffle

      
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