I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

but wat was the humidex?

anybody wanna get drunk?

that sounds like something my grandpa wears while he sleeps

You mean like America's "heat index" and "wind chill factor", amirite

what is heat index? I think we used to call it that until Canadian meteorologists decided they had a better way

Same thing as humidex.

Combines relative humidity and air temperature to tell you how hot it feels.

There's gotta be a better way than listening to Canadian meteorologists.

nham'ed it

There are. You could, for example, stick your face out the window to see if it gets wet.

Good job

i like to imagine clowney going **** your life right as he hits him

As I don't know whether to **** or go blind, perhaps I shall do both.

bump

nhamd it

jj is pretty used to that tho

rory should withdrawal from this one just for ****s & giggles

mornin'

update: still taste monster :s

Don't even ****in try and say. Sooooo nice yet again. Are we even in the uk? What is dis

Today, she's Thirstday

Bump

Brain tumors often manifest as a nasty metallic taste (monster energy drink). Coupled with the increased ocular pressure and frequent fugue states, prudence dictates additional considerations.
Do you also, occasionally catch a whiff of burning hair?
Have you been intimate with ATC?
I suggest a c/t scan, mammogram, and anal probe...just to be thorough.

Re-bed seems about right.

Too early to be ready for work

Hooray. More rain today!!