the suspense is killing me I need information

So my new apartment is awesome, my neighbor is ****ing gorgeous, and in the last two days I've won two months worth of rent at poker. True stories.

Also, as near as I can tell, the gummint is about to pay me like three grand extra soon, too.

Gosh that's super

You know that winning is 10%.

So.

I get home.

There is a couple of old people having sex in my pool. Another old couple passed out on a sofa bed in the main house. Another old couple passed out in another sofa bed. There is another couple of old people passed out on the floor with blankets. This is all in the main house.

I go to my house, and I expect to play some drunken aram's. There is a drunk couple passed out in the spare bedoom where my computer is. One person passed out in the living room in the recliner. So... I'm like **** it. I grab a beer and go to my room. So here I am..

I'm definitely draining the ****ing pool before next summer. I'll be damned if I swim in a pool with someone else's semen in it. Only my own.

Damn, sorry to hear that.

I make this solemn vow: Somehow, some way, I will find your pool and I will ejaculate in it in the dead of night. You'll never know.

I dunno what happened while I was gone, but I don't like it. Prisoner in my own bedroom

Lock your front door

and my back dor

meh, i don't really care about your back door.

Yes you do. Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.

reef, gd, ppg

Just found out two of our shows got canceled; combined 5 people lost their jobs. While it doesn't sound like much, it's about 30% of the on air talent. I knew most everyone who got fired--it burns. Days like this I hate my industry.

You didn't get fired, so it's all good.

I think this Albino character is ok.

Omg that cross post from OOT thread is the worst ever. I reported the **** out of that

I'm so low on the totem pole, content-wise, if I get fired that means the whole station went under.

Good thing-Bad thing: I can run the station on *whatever format we have, so unless I get a promotion to on-air talent, I'm fine. Bored, but fine.

This is why I should be mod

#ABEFORMOD

My life just got a bit worse looking at the OOT post.

disagree

#ABEFOR4LDIETY

Better?

You good people