Omg

You just have to ask yourself, do you want to be a Sick Zyzz ****?

More like zzyzpeech impediment

Its always good to pig out on super spicy food before a night out right?

Yes

In after ashes

Putting the OVER in overeem

rustle wimson so f good

Very bizarre drunken night. Played a game of hearts with my dad and his friends. I ending up finishing last. My dads friend John was winning until the last round, when he passed to somebody who ended up shooting the moon and winning the game. John teased me for finishing last , so I jokingly retorted that he would have won if he hadn't made such a terrible pass in the final round. He inexplicably took this terribly, called me a c*nt, and we ended up nearly swinging for eachother. It was petty surreal nearly fighting with somebody 35 years older than me. Especially considering he is in the circle of my genteel, middle class family.

TL;DR - Had a fight with an old man over a game of hearts.

Who else is drunk?

Solid brag mate

Mama says drinking is the debil

Hard to consume water any other way.

I've only been successful at osmosis one time, and it was with a solid object, not liquid.

Dammit, I love when you talk hydration!

OhHhh, just found a rap song I like. That happens so rarely. Think it was a remix of Nas' Represent.

wat

Don't hate me for being in touch with the pulse of the street or something

How would this help with autism?

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That's what she said.

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You should listen to Jurassic 5. I don't really care about or like any rap but I like them.

Whatsup whatsuuuup. Anyone having a full English for breakfast? I can't because I have tennis soon

nope