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Yeah, you didn't hear enough good reviews from people to watch GoT.

Did you get signed to watch breaking bad? Do you watch it with captions on?

I couldn't think of a pun or a way to work in signing, so I forced it. Like rape

I will rape you with my hearing aid. Just kidding, I don't have a hearing aid. I have a pizza. I will rape you with this pizza.

Meh, I'm just not into that old-time fantasy war/dragons kind of stuff. This Breaking Bad stuff is great tho. Already got my hands on season 2

06-01-2013 , 08:55 PM

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Caved on the whole 'wearing pants to make coffee' thing tho...

06-01-2013 , 08:56 PM

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Jackitos

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I do like pizza

06-01-2013 , 08:57 PM

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allinontheturn

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LoL Penguins FU. FU for real.

06-01-2013 , 08:58 PM

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I do like pizza

Can't rape the willing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Don't need pance for coffee

Can't rape the willing.

06-01-2013 , 08:58 PM

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Spoiler:

06-01-2013 , 09:01 PM

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if you don't like pizza, you're a queefer

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Caved on the whole 'wearing pants to make coffee' thing tho...

this. I wanted to comment but he may have a kitchen outside

06-01-2013 , 09:13 PM

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The problem, Mr Pelican, isn't that I don't or can't make coffee pantsless. The dillema exists in the fullness of my compost bin. Which I needed to empty outside in order to empty the spent coffee grounds and make a new batch. I'm not sure exactly where the line is where it becomes unacceptable to wear pants, but it's probably closer to inside than 50 feet out the back door.

I hope that sufficiently answers all of your prying questions.

06-01-2013 , 09:27 PM

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I think you can sacrifice one batch of brewed leftovers into the trash can, instead of composting it, in the name of not wearing pants.

06-01-2013 , 09:28 PM

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LoL Penguins FU. FU for real.

Truf enuf

06-01-2013 , 09:30 PM

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Aren't you the guy who killed woodchucks, while you were nekkid, and spent the last 2 summers peeing in your yard?

06-01-2013 , 09:31 PM

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On an unrelated note, that Cabrera guy in Detroit is a friggin monster.

06-01-2013 , 09:33 PM

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http://faculty.chicagobooth.edu/john...of_finance.pdf

06-01-2013 , 09:37 PM

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i have found the woman of my dreams

06-01-2013 , 09:38 PM

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http://faculty.chicagobooth.edu/john...of_finance.pdf

LOL, in before he has to scream "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" into the phone in order to save his last client.

06-01-2013 , 09:38 PM

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i have found the woman of my dreams

I bet she can fit in that trunk. Just in case, you know.

06-01-2013 , 09:39 PM

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I think you can sacrifice one batch of brewed leftovers into the trash can, instead of composting it, in the name of not wearing pants.

Stop raping Mother Earth #rapeculture #thinkaboutit

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Aren't you the guy who killed woodchucks, while you were nekkid, and spent the last 2 summers peeing in your yard?

Always, ALWAYS kill woodchucks with pants on. Not shorts, pants.

But yes I will drop trousers to pee especially if it's dark

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On an unrelated note, that Cabrera guy in Detroit is a friggin monster.

06-01-2013 , 09:40 PM

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I'm surprised you haven't rounded up your radical lesbian mates and picketed the courtyards by now.

NO MORE PANTS!

I would vote for that guy.

06-01-2013 , 09:40 PM

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I bet she can fit in that trunk. Just in case, you know.

Sick read

06-01-2013 , 09:42 PM

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LOL, in before he has to scream "SHOW ME THE MONEY!" into the phone in order to save his last client.

i...dont get it

06-01-2013 , 09:42 PM

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i have found the woman of my dreams

Wow, that dudes surgery went really well!

When does he get the chest implants?

06-01-2013 , 09:45 PM

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as soon as i tell her too

06-01-2013 , 09:45 PM

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i...dont get it

Jerry Maguire. I obv didn't read the article, but something titled "Is Finance Too Big?" reminds me of Maguires manifesto about making less money as agents and taking care of their clients more.

06-01-2013 , 09:46 PM

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Is that mold on her ribs?

06-01-2013 , 09:52 PM

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Jerry Maguire. I obv didn't read the article, but something titled "Is Finance Too Big?" reminds me of Maguires manifesto about making less money as agents and taking care of their clients more.

i get your point tho. having said that, its extremely well written (for a paper) but his conclusion isn't a foregone "yes".

edit: **** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

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