but he is white

blasphemy!

Sorry greg, you took too long to respond and I bought my last pieces. You're certainly no kevmath.

Hercules would beat the crap out of Jesus any day of the week son. What is Jesus going to do.. Throw endless amounts of bread at him?

i didn't know how to even pretend to talk about structures

fredd what toppings u got?

lol

its survival of the fittest man, and while hercules prances around as a slightly camp movie character, jesus rules the world

Do you remember the tv show tho. He was a bad dude. I'm pretty sure they had an episode with both him and Xena which was another show I watched as a child.

i remember the show but i never really watched it. i watched xena pretty regularly iykwim

Well I was only like 7 at the time, but yes, I know what you mean.

apparently the new will smith movie after earth is just one big Scientology advertisement

blom>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>durrr

Should have seen the roads today tho. Bikes everywhere. Takes an age to get to places but pretty cool.

was never in doubt that he was an aussie

now look mate, there is nothing bat **** crazy about any of us aussies so go **** yourself you right wing obama loving tard

Happens to all stars, on a long enough time line

Collingwood 100 defeated Brisbane 51

Last night sucked

great effort rofl

that's close enough to midnight for me.

Hello players.

We just didn't want it enough

How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

QUESTION: You're on duty by yourself (don't ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night.

Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and lunges at you.

You are carrying your police issued Glock and you are an expert shot, however you have only a split second to react before he reaches you.

What do you do?

ANSWER:

Australian Police Officer:

Firstly the officer must consider the man's Human Rights.

1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?

2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

5) Am I dressed provocatively?

6) Could I run away?

7) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?

9) Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

10) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society?

11) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

12) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

13) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head
and kills himself? .

14) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to
sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?

Canadian Police Officer:

BANG!

American Police Officer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

'click'...Reload...

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

dassle you've got bikes zooming around that island of yours, take a few pics ffs

ild, no way dazzle takes a pic for you. he never even took the pic chipa asked for. i think that's why she left.

ur prob right, im not sure if dassles phone even has a camera

I want to snapchat with chipa.