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I can believe that.

One mistake I made is that I use my cell phone as an alarm. Originally the idea was that if the power goes out, my alarm will still ring; now when I'm in public and hear someone with my 'alarm' as their ring tone it's nail on a chalkboard for me.

Now I'm accustomed to it so changing the alarm ringtone would be screw me up and I'd sleep through it.

12-07-2012 , 07:34 AM

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Albino Lord

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and nothing on TV this morning worth watching. Jay & Silent Bob Stike Back is on, but it's censored and therefore worse than being bored.

12-07-2012 , 08:00 AM

#7678

biceps

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Don't you have the rewind option on tv?

12-07-2012 , 08:01 AM

#7679

biceps

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And I suggest frequently changing alarm melody.

12-07-2012 , 08:02 AM

#7680

Albino Lord

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female anchor on Morning Joe holding a straight razor with evil look in her eye--kinda hot.

12-07-2012 , 08:02 AM

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Albino Lord

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Don't you have the rewind option on tv?

nope, at work and lucky to have cable.

12-07-2012 , 08:04 AM

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Albino Lord

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

And I suggest frequently changing alarm melody.

Problem there is that I need to adapt to the alarm sound in order to wake the hell up. I sleep very deeply and have to 'teach' myself to wake up to a certain sound. Quite Pavlovian.

12-07-2012 , 08:13 AM

#7683

Albino Lord

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OK this scared the hell outta me.

Spoiler:

12-07-2012 , 08:33 AM

#7684

JustJ46671

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Today is Fredday
Or Friday
Bump

12-07-2012 , 08:37 AM

#7685

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

and nothing on TV this morning worth watching. Jay & Silent Bob Stike Back is on, but it's censored and therefore worse than being bored.

Booboo kitty freak

12-07-2012 , 08:48 AM

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Albino Lord

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I have no idea what that means. Certain that is preferred.

12-07-2012 , 08:49 AM

#7687

JustJ46671

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It feels like we should be seeing a comet soon.

12-07-2012 , 08:49 AM

#7688

biceps

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

OK this scared the hell outta me.

Spoiler:

DAFUQ?

Is he OK?

12-07-2012 , 08:51 AM

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JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

I have no idea what that means. Certain that is preferred.

It's the broadcast version of Jay's nickname for his girl.

Sheesh.

12-07-2012 , 09:01 AM

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Albino Lord

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See, censored Jay & Bob = awful. Boobookitty **** is proper.

12-07-2012 , 09:05 AM

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Albino Lord

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30 minutes to go. Can't burn away fast enough.

12-07-2012 , 09:09 AM

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Albino Lord

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Stephen Baldwin arerested for failure to pay taxes. Loves his Jesus, doesn't love his Caesar.

12-07-2012 , 09:44 AM

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notelton

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Quote:

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Stephen Baldwin arerested for failure to pay taxes. Loves his Jesus, doesn't love his Caesar.

income tax pays the miliatry doesnt it? if so i dont support droning innocent ppl.

12-07-2012 , 09:45 AM

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biceps

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I ****ing hate running bad. ***********.

12-07-2012 , 10:31 AM

#7695

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I ****ing hate running bad. ***********.

Run good then. It's an easy game.

12-07-2012 , 10:45 AM

#7696

biceps

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Easy to say

12-07-2012 , 10:56 AM

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JustJ46671

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stopped reading here:

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I ****ing hate running

12-07-2012 , 10:57 AM

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JustJ46671

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12-07-2012 , 11:23 AM

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AngryPanda

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Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

DAFUQ?

Is he OK?

Spoiler:

12-07-2012 , 11:39 AM

#7700

biceps

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sure, it's a fake

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