One hundred thousand years ago, a caveman was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then went to law school and became… Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
I think they put the wrong weight on the bar or something, but I can't hear all the conversation. They let her take the stage and get applause and then ask her to leave the stage and all these judges are running around making phone calls...I still don't quite know what was messed up for sure.
Pretty sure the chick who just showed me a room in her apartment was trading sex for drugs. Yesterday, she told me to meet her there at noon. So I was there at noon. She didn't answer the door. So I waited in my car for like 20mins and then she texted me saying she just got back home (obv not, I had been waiting outside in my car). I texted her back, asking if now was still a good time, or she needed a little while. She didn't respond, but then I saw her open herr door up, so I was like "o hai der" and she let me inside, and the place smelled like dirty pussy and some middle-aged mustached dude was putting his shoes on and leaving. And she was pretty out of it but not in a hungover from drinking kinda way. More like heroin or meth os imo :s
She was pretty cute, and I would love to try to be a sober positive influence for her, she was like a buddhist-wannabe but sort of lost her way maybe, but I just foresaw coming back from my backpacking trip and all my stuff being at pawn shops. :/
She was pretty cute, and I would love to try to be a sober positive influence for her, she was like a buddhist-wannabe but sort of lost her way maybe, but I just foresaw coming back from my backpacking trip and all my stuff being at pawn shops. :/
She was pretty cute, and I would love to try to be a sober positive influence for her, she was like a buddhist-wannabe but sort of lost her way maybe, but I just foresaw coming back from my backpacking trip and all my stuff being at pawn shops. :/
And when I would report my stuff stolen, the cops would be like, lol why the F you move in with her, and I would be like, iunno, I like the location, it had a W/D and DW and I wanted to see her get well.