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07-24-2012 , 11:26 PM

#9701

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

If you had to name one thing that made you afraid to meet me IRL... what would that be?

I might want to wear your flesh as a suit

07-24-2012 , 11:28 PM

#9702

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

If you had to name one thing that made you afraid to meet me IRL... what would that be?

Your teeth.

07-24-2012 , 11:35 PM

#9703

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

A shocking lack of smegma references this omg

07-24-2012 , 11:36 PM

#9704

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.

And then she told me to shush.

I guess she could sense my desperation.

Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

07-24-2012 , 11:37 PM

#9705

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

07-24-2012 , 11:38 PM

#9706

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.

Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?

07-24-2012 , 11:43 PM

#9707

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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Is Bill Cunningham a thing outside of Cincinnati?

07-24-2012 , 11:44 PM

#9708

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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Why do you guys do this to me?

07-24-2012 , 11:45 PM

#9709

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Well take care anyway.

07-24-2012 , 11:45 PM

#9710

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Because I want you to know what it's like to be me, sometimes.

07-24-2012 , 11:45 PM

#9711

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

If you had to name one thing that made you afraid to meet me IRL... what would that be?

Your pepperoni nipples.

07-24-2012 , 11:45 PM

#9712

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Mason is a thing outside of Cincinnati

07-24-2012 , 11:46 PM

#9713

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

panda that shtick is getting old.

07-24-2012 , 11:47 PM

#9714

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

well thank god panda is finally gone i thought he'd never leave

07-24-2012 , 11:49 PM

#9715

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

what i mean to say is stick around awhile

07-24-2012 , 11:50 PM

#9716

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Mason is a thing outside of Cincinnati

That didn't really answer my question. I just have no idea if he has a national presence or not.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

panda that shtick is getting old.

Why hello there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

well thank god panda is finally gone i thought he'd never leave

I will be here for a little while. Sorz br0 !

07-24-2012 , 11:52 PM

#9717

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Brochacho

07-24-2012 , 11:53 PM

#9718

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

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palabra a tu madre

07-24-2012 , 11:54 PM

#9719

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Pendejo!!!!!

07-24-2012 , 11:54 PM

#9720

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

chupame putas

07-24-2012 , 11:54 PM

#9721

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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I got Rosetta Stone Spanish (Latin America) a Level 1

07-24-2012 , 11:55 PM

#9722

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Chingate cabron.

07-24-2012 , 11:56 PM

#9723

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

I think I would outromanian y'all tho. Sooge pula!

07-24-2012 , 11:58 PM

#9724

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I summon Lep....

07-25-2012 , 12:02 AM

#9725

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

This thread makes me sad. amichele, I think you need to run from WVU as fast as you can.
Last edited by Gizmo; 07-10-2012 at 10:51 AM. Reason: and probably see a therapist.

l laughed at this. I am pretty immature.

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