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Old 07-24-2012, 11:26 PM   #9701
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If you had to name one thing that made you afraid to meet me IRL... what would that be?
I might want to wear your flesh as a suit
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:28 PM   #9702
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Your teeth.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:35 PM   #9703
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A shocking lack of smegma references this omg
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:36 PM   #9704
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Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.

And then she told me to shush.

I guess she could sense my desperation.

Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:37 PM   #9705
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So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:38 PM   #9706
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I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.

Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:43 PM   #9707
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Is Bill Cunningham a thing outside of Cincinnati?
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:44 PM   #9708
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Why do you guys do this to me?
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:45 PM   #9709
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Well take care anyway.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:45 PM   #9710
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Because I want you to know what it's like to be me, sometimes.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:45 PM   #9711
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If you had to name one thing that made you afraid to meet me IRL... what would that be?
Your pepperoni nipples.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:45 PM   #9712
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Mason is a thing outside of Cincinnati
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:46 PM   #9713
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panda that shtick is getting old.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:47 PM   #9714
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well thank god panda is finally gone i thought he'd never leave
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:49 PM   #9715
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what i mean to say is stick around awhile
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:50 PM   #9716
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That didn't really answer my question. I just have no idea if he has a national presence or not.
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panda that shtick is getting old.
Why hello there.
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well thank god panda is finally gone i thought he'd never leave
I will be here for a little while. Sorz br0 !
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:52 PM   #9717
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Brochacho
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:53 PM   #9718
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palabra a tu madre
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:54 PM   #9719
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Pendejo!!!!!
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:54 PM   #9720
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chupame putas
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:54 PM   #9721
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I got Rosetta Stone Spanish (Latin America) a Level 1
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:55 PM   #9722
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Chingate cabron.
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:56 PM   #9723
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I think I would outromanian y'all tho. Sooge pula!
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:58 PM   #9724
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I summon Lep....

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Old 07-25-2012, 12:02 AM   #9725
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This thread makes me sad. amichele, I think you need to run from WVU as fast as you can.
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l laughed at this. I am pretty immature.
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