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Old 07-23-2012, 11:33 AM   #8326
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i can't decide whether I should troll my penn state grad friend this morning or if that's being too mean
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:34 AM   #8327
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wowww wait what i just googled penn state and what is this

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Old 07-23-2012, 11:34 AM   #8328
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I'm impressed that elrey A: has a class at 8am
and B: attends said class.

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Old 07-23-2012, 11:34 AM   #8329
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You should. They all seem to be falling over themselves trying to say dumber and dumber things. No mercy for people who defend pedos or places that defend pedos.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:34 AM   #8330
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Also I hope you don't think you were 7% in that picture with your shirt off. lol
I had it measured by a professional nutritionist with some sort of electrical device that i dont know **** about how it works, i just held it in my hands. anyway, he said 7% is way too low cause inner organs are dived in fat and I'll get sick and so on and so on. Bottom line, I must gain fat and it's hard for me to do.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:35 AM   #8331
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While the school was not given the so-called "death penalty" that could have suspended its football program, it was banned from post-season bowl games for four years and had the number of scholarships available to players reduced from 15 to 25.

this word "reduced", it does not mean what you think it does, reuters
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:36 AM   #8332
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more like pedo apologist state
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:36 AM   #8333
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I had it measured by a professional nutritionist with some sort of electrical device that i dont know **** about how it works, i just held it in my hands. anyway, he said 7% is way too low cause inner organs are dived in fat and I'll get sick and so on and so on. Bottom line, I must gain fat and it's hard for me to do.
wow, your professional nutritionist used one of those electronic devices we had at my junior high school? tell me their secret
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:36 AM   #8334
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I had it measured by a professional nutritionist with some sort of electrical device that i dont know **** about how it works, i just held it in my hands. anyway, he said 7% is way too low cause inner organs are dived in fat and I'll get sick and so on and so on. Bottom line, I must gain fat and it's hard for me to do.
Pro tip: never go back to that idiot again

Another pro tip: drink lots of whole milk if you want to gain body fat, this is in addition to your normal food consumption
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:37 AM   #8335
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Yeah dude totally believable you gained 20lbs of lbm at 7%. Mhm.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:37 AM   #8336
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:38 AM   #8337
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did it happen to look like this
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:38 AM   #8338
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this word "reduced", it does not mean what you think it does, reuters
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THIS JUST IN, AFFORDABLE CARE ACT RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!

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Old 07-23-2012, 11:38 AM   #8339
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:38 AM   #8340
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did it happen to look like this
Can't disprove science nham.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:40 AM   #8341
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Nice chat arryone :wave:

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Old 07-23-2012, 11:41 AM   #8342
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I had it measured by a professional nutritionist with some sort of electrical device that i dont know **** about how it works, i just held it in my hands. anyway, he said 7% is way too low cause inner organs are dived in fat and I'll get sick and so on and so on. Bottom line, I must gain fat and it's hard for me to do.
I just loled at you so good.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:42 AM   #8343
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Can't disprove science nham.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:42 AM   #8344
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:44 AM   #8345
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:46 AM   #8346
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:47 AM   #8347
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:52 AM   #8348
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If you know your bodyfat % then you're probably either a girl or homosexual. But not both. Just sayin.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:53 AM   #8349
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:53 AM   #8350
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He made sense at the time and he is also all ripped and stuff and eating all natural and anyway, that's him on the right:



And he is coach of Dejan Zavec, famous Slovenian boxer. And why do u think it's not possible to gain 17 in 2, if i lost 10 in 2?

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