that pick of u smiling that you posted made me smile too

how did j2 get a pink name anyway?

but how often are you even IN DC?
I was thinking of a magical kind out of the Kevroc dreamgirl version of Harry Potter's gear. : D

i stole a contest in politics

game larceny itt

In related news:

I drove through West Virginia recently and was hungry. I saw a billboard for a Hooters in Charleston or wherever. I don't think I've been to a Hooters since I visited chaucer in like '08, and I don't like their food. But I've literally never met a woman from West Virginia who wasn't Lehigh cheerleader-qualified, so I felt compelled to stop in and see if they could actually dig up some attractive women.

RESULTS:

Lehigh-esque. All of the ~5 girls wore tiny wifebeaters under their Hooters shirts which gave them truly epic muffin tops. I should've gotten pictures.

Also, I absentmindedly attempted to pay with a 20 Euro bill which this woman seemed to think was an Olive Garden gift card or something.

btw mayo, try to forget that your talking to a girl you'd like to have, just be yourself and most of the sinlge girls you meet are "in your league".

Every time my family goes on a vacation in 1996.

But I meant it was the first time a guy'd ever hit on me anywhere. I was honored. He was kinda cute, too.

Who is this girl I'm talking to? Because her existence is news to me.

I used to do musical theater and I was handsome, it was super-std for me for a while there. No gays ever hit on me now...but a lady did the other day and I literally stammered and made glib jokes but didn't know what to say.

there was no girls in hooters?

Puerto Rico about to get annexed in a few minutes.

u r watching the little giants imo

Reading comprehension how does it work?

DUH!

i remember my first trip to hooters

is the one on the right gizmo?

srsly

is it?

No. That is a cat wearing leg warmers.

i'm like 95% sure that's Gizmo

And I do remember my first trip to Hooters. I was 11 or 12, and the family went there for an uncle's birfday or something. I paid zero attention to the girls, and later when someone made some comment about our waitress's rack, I was genuinely confused because I hadn't noticed at all that we'd been surrounded by women with big boobs in tight low cut shirts. This all happened shortly before puberty really started kicking in, and I was in my last few months of just not caring about hot women. And iirc, this prompted several whispered discussions of "Well maybe he's not into girls" which I did not understand.

And now you know.

my first post pubescent trip to hooters everyone made fun of me for looking at the waitress's boobs too long