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Oh so yesterday, i emptied a catheter bag for a total of 1200 MLs. And then promptly spilled that urine all over me :

In other news. LOL http://i.imgur.com/eazQg.gif (nsfw)
that's the guy who produced the invisible children video.

sick beat... I am so sorry

03-16-2012 , 09:30 PM

#852

ncboiler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

In other news. LOL http://i.imgur.com/eazQg.gif (nsfw)
that's the guy who produced the invisible children video.

Slow urine soaked pony

03-16-2012 , 09:30 PM

#853

ncboiler

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Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

LEHIGH

Refs will bail Duke out

03-16-2012 , 09:31 PM

#854

pelicanpoker

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When did my kid turn into a nerd?

I'm not allowed to hang out with her until she has finished her book

and even then hanging out means going to the book shop to buy more books

Im lonely

03-16-2012 , 09:31 PM

#855

JustJ46671

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Mom is hacking the teenager's email and twitter.

I may need johnny cochran.

03-16-2012 , 09:31 PM

#856

elrey

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

how?

and BONY'12

03-16-2012 , 09:33 PM

#857

k0derkid

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You know what's annoying about chest hair?

Wearing a seat belt.

Also, image searching various user names comes up with interesting results.

03-16-2012 , 09:34 PM

#858

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Mom is hacking the teenager's email and twitter.

I may need johnny cochran.

03-16-2012 , 09:35 PM

#859

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

how?

and BONY'12

She's quite clumsy at times

03-16-2012 , 09:35 PM

#860

JustJ46671

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Damn Giz!
Didn't know you were on pooters level.
That's kinda sick. A bit ohreally, too, at the same time.

At the same time...

03-16-2012 , 09:36 PM

#861

AlligatorBloodFTW

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nerds are the hottest girls imo

03-16-2012 , 09:36 PM

#862

ncboiler

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Duke gets first bailout call

03-16-2012 , 09:36 PM

#863

White Stuff

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

When did my kid turn into a nerd?

I'm not allowed to hang out with her until she has finished her book

and even then hanging out means going to the book shop to buy more books

Im lonely

it's like 4 hours till melbourne gp? drive there and take a Kimi/Finland-flag with you

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

You know what's annoying about chest hair?

Wearing a seat belt.

Also, image searching various user names comes up with interesting results.

you have weird seatbelts/hair. .. I guess I shouldn't google mine

03-16-2012 , 09:37 PM

#864

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

When did my kid turn into a nerd?

I'm not allowed to hang out with her until she has finished her book

and even then hanging out means going to the book shop to buy more books

Im lonely

One of my favorite things is when my son is reading a book in the next room and he just busts out laughing from what he's reading. True story.

03-16-2012 , 09:38 PM

#865

AlligatorBloodFTW

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i just downloaded moby dick i'm gonna read it

03-16-2012 , 09:39 PM

#866

ncboiler

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Excuse making for Dukes loss already starting. Brian Kelly missing game

03-16-2012 , 09:40 PM

#867

pelicanpoker

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Thats Qualifying WS

Race starts 4pm Sunday time

Kid goes home 4pm Sunday so that will be a nice distraction

#TEAM WEBBER

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

nerds are the hottest girls imo

03-16-2012 , 09:40 PM

#868

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

You know what's annoying about chest hair?

When it's all the way over to her areola, and they look like they're winking.

erp

03-16-2012 , 09:41 PM

#869

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

i just downloaded moby dick i'm gonna read it

They call me alligator...

03-16-2012 , 09:42 PM

#870

pelicanpoker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

One of my favorite things is when my son is reading a book in the next room and he just busts out laughing from what he's reading. True story.

WHAAAAT?? You're a Dad?

I know what you mean. Hearing my girl laugh is the greatest thing in the world.

03-16-2012 , 09:45 PM

#871

BoSoxBK

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k0der is a dilf

03-16-2012 , 09:46 PM

#872

k0derkid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

WHAAAAT?? You're a Dad?

I know what you mean. Hearing my girl laugh is the greatest thing in the world.

And the scary thing is he's in 4th grade, which means people like beffsox are in his classroom from time to time.

03-16-2012 , 09:46 PM

#873

k0derkid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

k0der is a dilf

oh hello

03-16-2012 , 09:47 PM

#874

ncboiler

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Purdue escapes

03-16-2012 , 09:48 PM

#875

AlligatorBloodFTW

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i just meant in general i'm not saying your daughter is hot.

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