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03-07-2012 , 10:59 PM

#6151

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

i have a headache and i am tired

03-07-2012 , 11:01 PM

#6152

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i have a headache and i am tired

So we're good to go?

03-07-2012 , 11:01 PM

#6153

blind Horus

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

will taking roids get me laid?

If you get stronger, you won't be lonely when you're alone.

03-07-2012 , 11:02 PM

#6154

White Stuff

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

:dids:

Not enough tits

try the first minute of that why die oh I embedded a few posts ago, did norwegian dialect sound like that? mostly the r-sounds?

03-07-2012 , 11:02 PM

#6155

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

nham's pregnant!

03-07-2012 , 11:03 PM

#6156

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

taking roids won't get me laid

#foreveralone

03-07-2012 , 11:04 PM

#6157

White Stuff

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i have a headache and i am tired

I just powdered some coke and smeared it on my shaft, do you take it orally or anally?

03-07-2012 , 11:05 PM

#6158

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i will give u a little internet read that u dont know yet. guys ourage dont post on the internet 24/7 if they have a good life, u do it when ur a broke down ******* with nothing better to do

Meh. The downside to being deaf is it is hard to socialise. But i've always been a loner so w/e

03-07-2012 , 11:05 PM

#6159

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

i stopped using emoticons but i just used 2 in a row

03-07-2012 , 11:07 PM

#6160

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,997

I stopped doing drugs but just shot up some black tar heroin

03-07-2012 , 11:08 PM

#6161

blind Horus

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

i stopped using emoticons but i just used 2 in a row

Are you on drugs?

03-07-2012 , 11:09 PM

#6162

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

I stopped being gay but j2 wanted to bond

03-07-2012 , 11:09 PM

#6163

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

taking roids won't get me laid by a girl

Edited for precision

03-07-2012 , 11:12 PM

#6164

White Stuff

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

I stopped doing drugs but just shot up some black tar heroin

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I stopped being gay but j2 wanted to bond

k0derlikes..oh wait

03-07-2012 , 11:17 PM

#6165

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Edited for precision

Is taking steroids...GAY!?!?

03-07-2012 , 11:18 PM

#6166

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Meh. The downside to being deaf is it is hard to socialise. But i've always been a loner so w/e

but ur so good with women, how do u get them to talk to u?

03-07-2012 , 11:19 PM

#6167

what is this place

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

Knew a dude who couldn't get it up when he was on roids.

That must have been so disappointing for you.

03-07-2012 , 11:20 PM

#6168

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

omg i hate all these gimmicks i can never keep up

03-07-2012 , 11:21 PM

#6169

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

holy **** laptops are cheap as balls now

03-07-2012 , 11:22 PM

#6170

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

but ur so good with women, how do u get them to talk to u?

Talking one on one is no problem.

I can lipread really well from a fair distance. If two girls are looking at me and talking, and one says to the other, "he's cute" then it's pretty ez game from that point.

03-07-2012 , 11:22 PM

#6171

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

omg i hate all these gimmicks i can never keep up

lol

03-07-2012 , 11:23 PM

#6172

prodonkey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Everclear, Fanta and Tori Amos were your undoing.

You're kidding right? That Pistons team didn't have anyone better than Boesh (possibly Sheed) but definitely nobody in Wade/Lebron's category. That was a team that wasn't exceptionally talented at all but above average in a lot of places and deep.

billups, ben wallace was a beast on d, for awhile he was only guy that could slow shaq down 1 on 1.. sheed, prince, hamilton, they had the best team on the floor every night, and only won what, 1 championship