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Gwynne points out that the research supports a theory of sexual selection: that males of certain species, in their eagerness to mate, are often the ones making mating mistakes.

lol

03-01-2012 , 08:49 PM

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pelicanpoker

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http://news.discovery.com/animals/be...es-111003.html

discuss?

Humping a bottle until they fry in the sun or are consumed by ants. Beetles are dumb. Fascinating study tho, hope they got paid well for their work.

03-01-2012 , 08:50 PM

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Humping a bottle until they fry in the sun or are consumed by ants. Beetles are dumb. Fascinating study tho, hope they got paid well for their work.

gov't funded imo

03-01-2012 , 08:52 PM

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Gwynne points out that the research supports a theory of sexual selection: that males of certain species, in their eagerness to mate, are often the ones making mating mistakes.

lol

Are you hearing this pelican?

03-01-2012 , 08:54 PM

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gov't funded imo

Perverts

03-01-2012 , 08:55 PM

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how many happy bday justin bieber threads do we need?

03-01-2012 , 08:56 PM

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Are you hearing this pelican?

I wish I could take the teddy bear incident back :/ still it seems to have improved the sex?

03-01-2012 , 08:57 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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how many happy bday justin bieber threads do we need?

demod phil0pp/remod emme '12

03-01-2012 , 08:58 PM

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Humping a bottle until they fry in the sun or are consumed by ants. Beetles are dumb. Fascinating study tho, hope they got paid well for their work.

Not sure there is enough money to get me to wander around the outback watching insects have a go with glassware. Plus, lol at aussie truckers drinking beer when driving across the outback. : P

03-01-2012 , 08:58 PM

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I wish I could take the teddy bear incident back :/ still it seems to have improved the sex?

You were complaining about her being too clingy months ago. Why did you give her a teddy bear when she's been so clingy?

03-01-2012 , 08:58 PM

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I wish I could take the teddy bear incident back :/ still it seems to have improved the sex?

Because she is no making LOVE to you. It's no longer meaningless to her.

03-01-2012 , 08:59 PM

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Not sure there is enough money to get me to wander around the outback watching insects have a go with glassware. Plus, lol at aussie truckers drinking beer when driving across the outback. : P

I saw a news story about this when I was over there. It seems to be a big problem.

03-01-2012 , 08:59 PM

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i fear that phill0p may be dead

03-01-2012 , 09:00 PM

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Not sure there is enough money to get me to wander around the outback watching insects have a go with glassware. Plus, lol at aussie truckers drinking beer when driving across the outback. : P

it's hot out there!

03-01-2012 , 09:01 PM

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wait

what if phil0pp is andrew breitbart?

03-01-2012 , 09:01 PM

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ill bet you 482749137 dollars hes alive

03-01-2012 , 09:02 PM

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I'll escrow

03-01-2012 , 09:03 PM

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we should demod both panda and phil0pp and put them in a thunderdome

03-01-2012 , 09:03 PM

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wait

what if phil0pp is andrew breitbart?

you think he went caucasian in a surgury like that james bond villian in that one movie with the one guy with diamonds that were blasted into his face

03-01-2012 , 09:03 PM

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You were complaining about her being too clingy months ago. Why did you give her a teddy bear when she's been so clingy?

She has bought me gifts and id never given her one. Didnt get her anything for her bday and she was cut about that. The teddy bear sent the wrong message.

03-01-2012 , 09:05 PM

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you think he went caucasian in a surgury like that james bond villian in that one movie with the one guy with diamonds that were blasted into his face

face off

03-01-2012 , 09:06 PM

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Because she is no making LOVE to you. It's no longer meaningless to her.

lol. I saw the teddy on the bed yesterday, picked him up and threw him into the next room. She laughed at that.

03-01-2012 , 09:06 PM

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She has bought me gifts and id never given her one. Didnt get her anything for her bday and she was cut about that. The teddy bear sent the wrong message.

Yes the bear sent the wrong message. A butt plug or anal beads would have sent the one you intended to send and she probably would have been fine with that.