if u saw what i did, u would have kicked me out of ur place

no trip. not enough money too, but it isn't the point of the time off anyway. just going to relax and ****. also need to clean my apt. it is looking like a homeless camp. thanks, i appreciate it.

For her lust she'll burn in hell, her soul done medium well.

i am so good and so awful at life

wat did you see?

wat did u do tonight, scoot?

Have a great one guys...time to make the doughnuts...so to speak. Though that dated reference in this case refers to high protein muffins. Yes...there will be blueberry all up in 'em. lol

reminds me of that audio slave lyric, somethin like,"you gave me life, now show me how to live"

jeesus, i just had the worst cheziest idea, im gona do it

bye tuck : )

me and my cousin went to go eat. we ate at this place, we talked politey to a girl from oklahomo and ssome *** about cool places to eat in austin, then i told her she should be sprayed with pesticide for talking about sxsw, but she took it like a champ

them we went to shangri la, slurreds favotite and mine too. me and my cousin just sat there and drank pbr tall boys. he is a metal head, has a heavy metal beard and smells like tacos cuz he works in a kitchen. tha was fun, that was this super cute hipster chick i didnt have the nuts to approach, so i didnt and watched her walk away, fml.

after like 4 tall boys, we walked down to the liberty, another hipster bar neither of us had been to. i think the food cartt made it on anthony bourdain when he came to austin, east side kings. any ways, this is where i get humiliated. we are sitting there drinking tall boys, i am hitting on anything that i think will respond, then i see her

she is the most beatufil girl that i have ever seen that looks like a 12 y/o boy

so i tell my cousin, i need to go share this fact with her, he just laughs and says ur such a dick, then i do it, i o say soemthing very close to that. she is with some kinda chubby short cick that i would **** if she wasnt with that girl, and some dude with like foot long blonde hair. i go sit down say it, dont wait for them to resojnd, then go sit back at my table. we drink like two more beers. i ask my cousin what i should say as we are walking out. he comes up with the best line. yall are looking so handsome tonight. im like **** ya, that sounds obnoxious as ****.

so i walk by, i say it. its on the walk out the door. my cousin gets sidetracked by some guy he knows from a party house known as the skid marks. he is talking to him. meanwhile little chubby chick didnt like my handsome cooment on the way out the door. she comes up to me pours a pbr on top of my head, and call me every vile name she can think of, if my brain wasnt dog ****, it wouldnt matter, none of it was funny. but then long haired blonde dude had to come chime in, he told me it was time to go, after little chummby chick had done all the dirty work.

funny night, good story

later KB, bet those muffins'll be whey good :s

FYP

can i just yell here for a bit? i dont needa subject

sure let it fly, just don't hurt peachez

what will u give me if i dont?

u should prolly make another chipa thread

just kidding, i love that dog more than every single person i know including my mom

im looking for poetic ideas, u have a girl right, after ur gf masturbates to the notbook, what does she talk about?

i got liek $5.80 on carbon (thanks beau )

well i called in to work today

yay, play drunk with me 8

say something about life being hard for a girl

my endeavor is funny yall should play along

what's a notbook