lol burlap is white

this is the internet. there are no black people on it.

Are you serious?

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I miss the 3rs

nah i am more of a longterm mutual fund style investor skillset up in hea , diversify yo bonds my ******, i aint hedgin **** against Yen in this bitch , u na what it is yo

you'll want one

You better hope Mike Haven doesn't see that comment.

mike haven be crazy yo!

i think he is dangeraw

This Fullflush/Jesse May commentary is the best thing I've seen on tv in a while. The poker is meh tho.

How many hours is 13k hands? I played 83k.

i mustve blew like 4k on the 3r's

LOLpoker

barg: finished 6th in a 3r the other night

I'll get it soon.

I remember final tabling that one hudge 3r. Dear god I miss poker

[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Hand Start.
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Seat 1 : madmats has $414.25
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Seat 2 : efty has $90.50
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Seat 3 : sleezy has $238.68
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Seat 5 : Illin1 has $162.25
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : Seat 6 : atooraya has $413.75
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : madmats is the dealer.
[Apr 22 20:47:57] : efty posted small blind.
[Apr 22 20:47:58] : sleezy posted big blind.
[Apr 22 20:47:58] : Game [7022] started with 4 players.
[Apr 22 20:47:58] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Apr 22 20:47:58] : Seat 3 : sleezy has Kc Jh
[Apr 22 20:48:03] : atooraya called $4 and raised $8
[Apr 22 20:48:03] : madmats folded.
[Apr 22 20:48:04] : efty folded.
[Apr 22 20:48:05] : sleezy called $8
[Apr 22 20:48:05] : Dealing flop.
[Apr 22 20:48:05] : Board cards [6c Qh Kd]
[Apr 22 20:48:09] : sleezy bet $20
[Apr 22 20:48:11] : atooraya called $20 and raised $40
[Apr 22 20:48:17] : sleezy called $40 and raised $60
[Apr 22 20:48:19] : atooraya called $60
[Apr 22 20:48:20] : Dealing turn.
[Apr 22 20:48:20] : Board cards [6c Qh Kd 8h]
[Apr 22 20:48:23] : sleezy bet $106.68 and is All-in
[Apr 22 20:48:25] : atooraya called $106.68
[Apr 22 20:48:25] : Showdown!
[Apr 22 20:48:25] : Seat 3 : sleezy has Kc Jh
[Apr 22 20:48:27] : Seat 3 : sleezy has Kc Jh
[Apr 22 20:48:27] : Seat 6 : atooraya has Ks Js
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : Board cards [6c Qh Kd 8h Ah]
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : Seat 3 : sleezy has Kc Jh
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : sleezy has Pair: Kings
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : Seat 6 : atooraya has Ks Js
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : atooraya has Pair: Kings
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : sleezy ties $238.68 with Pair: Kings
[Apr 22 20:48:32] : atooraya ties $238.68 with Pair: Kings
[Apr 22 20:48:42] : Hand is over.


pre-UIGEA hh

from when i first started playing .. was such a lagtard

What is a 3r?

It's around 40 hours, but I only play 4 tables.

this leadership class is a joke

[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 1 : ec1000 has $350.85
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 2 : sleezy has $450
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 3 : Bing has $694.75
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 4 : TommyCrown has $351
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 5 : joelsie has $556.75
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : Seat 6 : DCZ has $438
[Apr 24 19:53:28] : ec1000 is the dealer.
[Apr 24 19:53:31] : sleezy posted small blind.
[Apr 24 19:53:31] : Bing posted big blind.
[Apr 24 19:53:31] : Game [18358] started with 6 players.
[Apr 24 19:53:31] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Apr 24 19:53:31] : Seat 2 : sleezy has Ts Td
[Apr 24 19:53:38] : TommyCrown folded.
[Apr 24 19:53:39] : joelsie folded.
[Apr 24 19:53:41] : DCZ called $6
[Apr 24 19:53:43] : ec1000 called $6
[Apr 24 19:54:05] : It's your turn.
[Apr 24 19:54:05] : sleezy has 10 seconds to respond.
[Apr 24 19:54:05] : sleezy called $3 and raised $100
[Apr 24 19:54:10] : Bing folded.
[Apr 24 19:54:13] : DCZ folded.
[Apr 24 19:54:18] : ec1000 called $100 and raised $244.85 and is All-in
[Apr 24 19:54:21] : sleezy called $244.85
[Apr 24 19:54:21] : Showdown!
[Apr 24 19:54:21] : Seat 2 : sleezy has Ts Td
[Apr 24 19:54:23] : Seat 1 : ec1000 has 9d 9s
[Apr 24 19:54:23] : Seat 2 : sleezy has Ts Td
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : Board cards [9c Kh As 7h 2s]
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : Seat 1 : ec1000 has 9d 9s
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : ec1000 has 3 of a Kind: 9s
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : Seat 2 : sleezy has Ts Td
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : sleezy has Pair: 10s
[Apr 24 19:54:33] : ec1000 wins $710.70 with 3 of a Kind: 9s
[Apr 24 19:54:40] : ec1000 : sry
[Apr 24 19:54:42] : Hand is over.

limp, limp, i raise 17x , limp-re-raise allin, call with 10 10 .. and you are way ahead

that sounds like something a leader would say!

btw that hh has too many string bets

i just had to get a replacement credit card and in 1 day have bent the **** out of it

pop em on the river