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01-20-2012 , 12:53 AM

#6526

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

i hate when you are so tired you fall asleep 4 hours before bedtime and and end sleeping for like 2 hours and you royally **** up your sleep schedule

01-20-2012 , 12:54 AM

#6527

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

why did that **** for brains plubickus lock the ff thread?

01-20-2012 , 12:55 AM

#6528

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

damn. i coulda been somebody.

Comments on the hiree's first post:

Quote:

You sound cute. Are you cute? New writers should have to post a picture so we can see if they are cute.

Gotta say, I would not kick him out of my bed. Unless he wore that tank top, and then he would have to go.

Not bad. I would make sex with it.

Gawker is the 4L for horny nerd chicks, apparently. You did miss an opportunity.

(As long as you are as hot or hotter than the guy in the middle.)

01-20-2012 , 12:56 AM

#6529

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

well then ill be headed to gawker

01-20-2012 , 12:56 AM

#6530

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

WAAANGZZZZ killin it in the shootouts imo

01-20-2012 , 12:57 AM

#6531

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

prong

01-20-2012 , 12:58 AM

#6532

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

01-20-2012 , 12:58 AM

#6533

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Gawker is the 4L for horny nerd chicks, apparently. You did miss an opportunity.

there are no girls on the internet

01-20-2012 , 12:59 AM

#6534

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

so, you guys remember the other night when i said i got a call about one of our cooks cutting his finger pretty bad? well, i saw a picture of it, and it definitely isn't just a 'cut finger'. it is more of a ground several fingers including one almost off. i had a cook send me the pic. holy crap.

01-20-2012 , 01:00 AM

#6535

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,214

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

WAAANGZZZZ killin it in the shootouts imo

we kingz n queenz eatin' chicken wangz

01-20-2012 , 01:01 AM

#6536

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

pics?

01-20-2012 , 01:01 AM

#6537

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

pics?

you sure?

01-20-2012 , 01:02 AM

#6538

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

It might look like something bizarre, but there's likely a reasonable explanation. It's probably just an alien dick.

01-20-2012 , 01:02 AM

#6539

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

new kid, coem play with us!

01-20-2012 , 01:03 AM

#6540

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

you sure?

yea ive been to 4 chan gore doesnt bother me

01-20-2012 , 01:03 AM

#6541

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

lol no.

Quote:

Originally Posted by New Kid

Comments on the hiree's first post:

Gawker is the 4L for horny nerd chicks, apparently. You did miss an opportunity.

(As long as you are as hot or hotter than the guy in the middle.)

you feelin' frisky?

i mean, ldo, im a masculine orlando bloom basically

01-20-2012 , 01:04 AM

#6542

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

damn

Spoiler:

What I grow uses very little energy

altho it's like 10000x worse legally

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Maybe put some pants on and turn the heat to < 85.

that's just ******ed. not gonna happen. not in my own god damn apartment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

get that saran wrap for your windows ****

lol I didn't know this was a thing but I actually did a couple days ago via my neighbor

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

lolololol spike420211 started another thread, god bless'em

I luhdat fool imo

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

running a mainframe in there something glassgorilla ?

i used to get thos back in az during the summer. confirmed woat

okay seriously will somebody ban this guy

01-20-2012 , 01:05 AM

#6543

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

it looks like a hand.

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 01-20-2012 at 01:05 AM. Reason: disembodied? ya probably

01-20-2012 , 01:06 AM

#6544

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

In process of getting waaaaaaaaaaaaangs aorn imo. Not boneless > boneless but I will make do

If f taxi get here that is

01-20-2012 , 01:07 AM

#6545

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

yea ive been to 4 chan gore doesnt bother me

it isn't the gore that bothers me, it is the fact that it is someone i know. crazy. but anyway. here you go:

Spoiler:

Last edited by AngryPanda; 01-20-2012 at 01:10 AM. Reason: lil goryful for inline imo

01-20-2012 , 01:07 AM

#6546

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

oh look a perry apologist

01-20-2012 , 01:08 AM

#6547

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

i dont think theyll be opening their own ketchup any time soon

01-20-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6548

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

ouch he is gonna have probably closing his right hand for the rest of his life.
how did that manage to happen anyway

01-20-2012 , 01:11 AM

#6549

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

ouch he is gonna have probably closing his right hand for the rest of his life.
how did that manage to happen anyway

operating an electric cheese grater blade improperly. not sure but we think he was pushing the cheese in by hand instead of using the push plate. ****ing gnarly though. horrible situation.