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12-24-2011 , 07:38 PM

#3851

Andz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Oh hey yeah, it is Eurochristmas. Whoo hoo!

Mayo I mean I don't know you but **** you but merry ****ing euro christmas too you.

12-24-2011 , 07:38 PM

#3852

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

If I didn't have kids I would probably be in vegas right now. Or a ditch.

It's Christmas! You can do both.

12-24-2011 , 07:39 PM

#3853

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

did you kill something yet mutant?

On the advice of my attorney...

Fif!

12-24-2011 , 07:39 PM

#3854

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I took a test. I got a good score. Gets all the ladies wet imo.

oic

congrats

12-24-2011 , 07:39 PM

#3855

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

does anyone know who posted this?

I don't know. But the "delivering boxes" line makes me think that it was directed at me.

12-24-2011 , 07:40 PM

#3856

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

It's Christmas! You can do both.

There are no ditches in vegas. They have no drainage systems to speak of.

12-24-2011 , 07:40 PM

#3857

Andz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

lol how can you drink that much of it?

It takes years of practice

. True drunktards gonns drunktard

12-24-2011 , 07:40 PM

#3858

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

It's Christmas! You can do both.

yeah, but abandoning your kids to go to vegas and settle down in a ditch isn't exactly what baby jesus expects now is it?

12-24-2011 , 07:41 PM

#3859

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andz

It takes years of practice

. True drunktards gonns drunktard

lol how many brain cells do you have left

12-24-2011 , 07:41 PM

#3860

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

On the advice of my attorney...

Fif!

Seems like you have a bad attorney.

12-24-2011 , 07:42 PM

#3861

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Since I am such a ****** I get to go over to one of my exes tonight and set up santa gifts

12-24-2011 , 07:42 PM

#3862

Andz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

lol how many brain cells do you have left

-3.5

12-24-2011 , 07:42 PM

#3863

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

There are no ditches in vegas. They have no drainage systems to speak of.

Actually they have a really intricate drainage system. Homeless people live in them. I saw it on 60 minutes once

12-24-2011 , 07:43 PM

#3864

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

yeah, but abandoning your kids to go to vegas and settle down in a ditch isn't exactly what baby jesus expects now is it?

If he's omniscient, he should know it's what I've got planned, and if he lets something bad happen to the kids while I'm gone, then **** him.

12-24-2011 , 07:43 PM

#3865

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Actually they have a really intricate drainage system. Homeless people live in them. I saw it on 60 minutes once

there's a csi episode about it too

12-24-2011 , 07:43 PM

#3866

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

WELL IF THEY HAVE A DRAINHOUSE THEN THEY'RE NOT HOMELESS NOW ARE THEY

12-24-2011 , 07:44 PM

#3867

Andz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Since I am such a ****** I get to go over to one of my exes tonight and set up santa gifts

Just tell her what you feel and if she deblocks you . Well then **** her she isn't worth of you!

12-24-2011 , 07:45 PM

#3868

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andz

Just tell her what you feel and if she deblocks you . Well then **** her she isn't worth of you!

you don't know mutant very well yet do you?

12-24-2011 , 07:45 PM

#3869

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

I need to do laundry tomorrow. But I'll be damned if I'm going to do laundry on Christmas, so I'll be wearing dirty clothes. On the plus side, that's OK because I will not see a single person I care about tomorrow.

12-24-2011 , 07:46 PM

#3870

Andz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 8,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

you don't know mutant very well yet do you?

True dat.

12-24-2011 , 07:46 PM

#3871

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

When u stop blowing dudes ( aka ps3), DM me.

Well my brother snapped the disc for Xbox. I did this to die hard on Ps1 and when licked the disc and stuck it together it worked. No such luck on MW3