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STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES
STOP IT WITH THE HUGE GODDAMN PICTURES

12-13-2011 , 03:38 PM

#702

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

The resizing thing doesn't kick in for you?

12-13-2011 , 03:41 PM

#703

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

There's only one picture that could be considered "huge." Another was 700x1000, which is by no means huge. The rest were clearly below automatic resizing range. Shut the **** up.

12-13-2011 , 03:42 PM

#704

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Well...I mean say the word and send the plane fare. And organize a safehouse I can lay low in for a few days after.

do i get this offer as well?

12-13-2011 , 03:44 PM

#705

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

There is not a day that goes by where I do not get annoyed by Windows file explorer.

12-13-2011 , 03:44 PM

#706

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Your in luck! I've recently acquired a safehouse in Antwerp that I can let you use.

are you stealing diamonds os

12-13-2011 , 03:46 PM

#707

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

There's only one picture that could be considered "huge." Another was 700x1000, which is by no means huge. The rest were clearly below automatic resizing range. Shut the **** up.

This image has been resized. Click this bar to view the full image. The original image is sized 3280x2178.

THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY
THAT'S ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH THE PAGE WIDTH UNTIL IT LOADS FULLY

12-13-2011 , 03:46 PM

#708

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

sorry i found castleville

zomg THEY HAVE PRETTY CLOTHES!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

If it weren't for the Ottoman Empire we'd all have nowhere to put our feet while sitting on couches.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

daisy, now that i know you're not turkish, can we be friends?

hai greg! i thought we were already friends

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

So he was implying that turks don't have a minimum IQ level he was looking for? What a dick.

yea and i believe he thinks that made it better. so ignorant!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Our little Daisy is growing up and moving out?!!! Awwwww!

Listen just say the word and I will run a Code Blueberry on that fool, don't even worry about it. (bandit)

i knowww

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

You've spent a lot of time in the U.S., have you?

like u in europe!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Well...I mean say the word and send the plane fare. And organize a safehouse I can lay low in for a few days after.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Dammit you are a dirty Turk, you can't get get a safehouse or any other house.

Well I'll just support you from here.

hahah

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Your in luck! I've recently acquired a safehouse in Antwerp that I can let you use.

dubious

12-13-2011 , 03:46 PM

#709

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

do i get this offer as well?

Spoiler:

12-13-2011 , 03:47 PM

#710

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

are you stealing diamonds os

That's a pretty stupid question. Why else would he have a safehouse there

12-13-2011 , 03:48 PM

#711

ToTheInternet

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY
MY DICK IS ANNOYINGLY BIG AND SCREWS WITH YOUR MOM'S VAGINA UNTIL IT BLOWS FULLY

12-13-2011 , 03:49 PM

#712

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

like u in europe!

You know I live in Europe, right?

12-13-2011 , 03:49 PM

#713

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

How does a vagina blow fully?

12-13-2011 , 03:50 PM

#714

ToTheInternet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

Footrests are called ottomans. Another joke not gotten.

12-13-2011 , 03:51 PM

#715

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

hai greg! i thought we were already friends

12-13-2011 , 03:51 PM

#716

ToTheInternet

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

12-13-2011 , 03:52 PM

#717

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Spoiler:

code blueberry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

That's a pretty stupid question. Why else would he have a safehouse there

the brickie does a lot of weird things i dont understand

12-13-2011 , 03:52 PM

#718

MadeLiefje

Daisyesque

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,298

oh my ofc i do, i mean you dont live there long enough to know all about now

oh and question, is that like a military base os?

12-13-2011 , 03:52 PM

#719

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

How does a vagina blow fully?

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/vagin...article_em.htm

12-13-2011 , 03:53 PM

#720

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

How does a vagina blow fully?

Book a hotel room and I'll show you.

12-13-2011 , 03:53 PM

#721

gregorio

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daisy, racism was eradicated in the US on February 3, 1870. it is strill going strong in euroland

12-13-2011 , 03:55 PM

#722

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

This omg has started off nicely and a little bit of courtesy would go a long way here.

TTI can you choose the smaller size thingy button when you host your pics for posting?

Mayo, your bold repetitive posts have wounded TTI and he is defaming your mother to mask his pain.

Failing this, I think a duel is the next step.