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12-17-2011 , 06:07 PM

#5251

OMGBennyLava

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,518

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkiii

did u not read pooters thread?

teehee you're right

but we haven't had one from a girl!

12-17-2011 , 06:07 PM

#5252

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

hmm, maybe they will have frozen steak fingers, and i can get a packet of gravy too, and some tater tots

12-17-2011 , 06:08 PM

#5253

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

or maybe i will jsut make a big mound of tater tot death

12-17-2011 , 06:08 PM

#5254

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

hey everybody, ATC is a classy dignified guy

bout 2 hours of brief history of time and about 4 of atlas shrugged so ya pretty much.

12-17-2011 , 06:08 PM

#5255

chipa

Hottest 4Lifer x2

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 888

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

To the first point, she had the pics taken and without much resistance allowed them to be passed around. It wasn't some malicious computer nerd hacking her account and distributing them to everyone as you seem to be inferring with this statement. You also can gfy with this whole internet nerd virgin played out bs, you don't know who the **** any of us are or how much we get laid or don't get laid. If a girl with a nice rack gives tert pics to someone on a forum and then makes no effort in denying the fact I think it would make us gos to not want to see them. To the second point your post comes off as ridiculously pathetic and overcompensating. I get the feeling that you are one of those guys who is constantly life tilted that the girls you fall in love with always go for *******s and never want anything more from you than to be "just friends." I can imagine its really aggravating to put so much effort into bending over backwards for these girls only to time and time again have them go off and hook up with another guy who you deem to be an *******. Let me let you in on a little clue, girls like to be ****ed by *****, when you act like a little nurturing bitch its not gonna turn them on because they most likely see you as a pathetic figure who would likely cry after sex and profess your love to her the next day. So next time before projecting your insecurities out over internet how bout you unclench your ******* so your balls can finally drop into your sac and then maybe, just maaayyybbbee, you'll finally get the girl.

BRAVO!!!

Last edited by chipa; 12-17-2011 at 06:09 PM. Reason: smbd post the clapping gif plz!!!

12-17-2011 , 06:08 PM

#5256

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

hey everybody, ATC is a classy dignified guy

12-17-2011 , 06:09 PM

#5257

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

morningstar chik'n nuggets

(handshake)

12-17-2011 , 06:09 PM

#5258

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

parliaments do not want

12-17-2011 , 06:10 PM

#5259

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

i smoked parliment lights for a while

12-17-2011 , 06:10 PM

#5260

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i smoked parliment lights for a while

12-17-2011 , 06:11 PM

#5261

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

im store

12-17-2011 , 06:11 PM

#5262

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

aiott tl;dr a+ use

12-17-2011 , 06:11 PM

#5263

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

This seems like a fun way to die.

12-17-2011 , 06:12 PM

#5264

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

12-17-2011 , 06:12 PM

#5265

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

how should one respond to someone that ones cares about, who appears to be slightly schizo with grand delusions?

don't really want to bring them down with a dose of a more realistic (imo) perspective, but don't want to feed their insanity either, so i usually just sit and nod and listen

Last edited by EvanWilliams; 12-17-2011 at 06:16 PM. Reason: but then they just keep talking forever.....

12-17-2011 , 06:13 PM

#5266

OMGBennyLava

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,518

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMGBennyLava

chipa, I'm not hating here I'm genuinely wondering, are you a prostitute? if so you should make a 'ask me about being a prostitute' thread imo, i don't think we've had one of those yet.

please respond

12-17-2011 , 06:13 PM

#5267

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2sooted

i smoked parliment lights for a while

does anyone else call them p-funks?

12-17-2011 , 06:15 PM

#5268

rohjoh

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,406

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

This seems like a fun way to die.

watched entire video and n0 one dies, fu

12-17-2011 , 06:15 PM

#5269

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

I didn't know you knew wannabebetter irl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMGBennyLava

please respond

Pay her and see if she goes away.

12-17-2011 , 06:17 PM

#5270

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvanWilliams

does anyone else call them p-funks?

Ewwwww, weeeeee!

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohjoh

watched entire video and n0 one dies, fu

I'll be sure to record my next vacation.

12-17-2011 , 06:22 PM

#5271

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

Giz's tongue?

She knows my policy

12-17-2011 , 06:22 PM

#5272

EvanWilliams

4L Triviabang & FF League 1 Champ

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,336

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I didn't know you knew wannabebetter irl.

i don't

Although i was friends with a bi-polar guy from chicago for a while. I was going to drive to Jackson Hole for spring break, and was giving him a ride into chicago. He really liked my car, and wanted to drive it. I told him that I prefer driving my car myself. He said he would call the police and tell them that I was going to smoke weed while driving on the highway, in an attempt to force my hand. Anyways...he ended up taking the train.