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lol.
Did you know they make two kinds of IUDs? One has hormones that it seeps into the woman's system (I don't know how to spell secret, wtfbbq?)
and the other is made with iron which kills sperm or wards it off all by itself.

i have the hormones one. ****s with your mind tho.

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

The method you've been using so successfully is actually called "abstinence".

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Originally Posted by killa

I'm alright surgery is wed, I'm a bit nervous now , trying to get everything "in order" is ...kind of weird. I mean nothing should happen but it might...so I need to make sure my kid is taken care of ( not like there is a lot)

But its things I never had to think about that now I do, so its a bit freaky.

what surgery?

12-02-2011 , 05:06 PM

#478

Gizmo

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Killa has thyroid cancer.

12-02-2011 , 05:10 PM

#479

MadeLiefje

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dude

12-02-2011 , 05:11 PM

#480

fredd-bird

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General anesthesia is the nuts.

12-02-2011 , 05:12 PM

#481

jmitchell42

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gl with the surgery killa.

12-02-2011 , 05:12 PM

#482

killa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

yeah, makes sense.

Are you excited about general anesthesia? I love me some general anesthesia.

Hey, job question, I sent the lady who interviewed me on tuesday a thank you email. Good, bad, irrelevant?

My dear, I've had my tonsils out, my appendix out and knee surgery. I'm more existed for the morphine after at this point. The GA freaks me a bit, 1..2.3..WTF WHERE AM I ADN WHY IS THIS HOLE IN MY NECK OMG OMG OMG

Never bad to send a followup , but depends who the interview was with, was it HR lackey asking you " If you were a tree what kind would you be" or is it the person who is going to be hiring you. The former just needs a thank you for your time please let me know kind of email. The latter requires a "I'm awesome for this job and this company is awesome we should so be friends"

12-02-2011 , 05:13 PM

#483

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

General anesthesia is the nuts.

you had general anesthesia in your nuts!?

12-02-2011 , 05:16 PM

#484

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

you had general anesthesia in your nuts!?

No they masked me and sliced open my femoral artery so they could snake some little tube up into my heart and inject nuclear stuffs to track the blood. They were working close to my nuts, was my point.

12-02-2011 , 05:16 PM

#485

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

I love ga. Never had morphine though, I don't think.
Really though, good luck with the surgery. Do they know what kind of cancer it is yet or will they biopsy what they remove?

I said something like, "
I wanted to thank you for the opportunity to interview with you on Tuesday. It was very informative and enjoyable. I hope you have a good weekend.

Thank you,
me"

12-02-2011 , 05:17 PM

#486

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

No they masked me and sliced open my femoral artery so they could snake some little tube up into my heart and inject nuclear stuffs to track the blood.

I got to watch that happen! A cardiac cath

12-02-2011 , 05:18 PM

#487

MadeLiefje

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Originally Posted by fredd-bird

oh right your heart thingy

you guise all have serious ****. im afraid to bitch about anything

12-02-2011 , 05:19 PM

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fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I got to watch that happen! A cardiac cath

How'd my balls look?

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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

oh right your heart thingy

you guise all have serious ****. im afraid to bitch about anything

If you want to complain, PM dassle. I know he'd listen! #dofordaisy

12-02-2011 , 05:19 PM

#489

The Brickie

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Don't think I've ever had GA or any sort of A.

12-02-2011 , 05:21 PM

#490

Gizmo

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you've never had a tooth pulled or whatever?

12-02-2011 , 05:22 PM

#491

killa

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Originally Posted by Gizmo

That's an ok letter but for next time you want to include things that are more specific to the interview " i enjoyed the tour of the hospital" , " i think our discussion of xyz is relevant to my interests" again depends who you interviewed with

12-02-2011 , 05:22 PM

#492

Gizmo

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Still, really hoping I got this job and didn't screw it up

12-02-2011 , 05:23 PM

#493

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

you've never had a tooth pulled or whatever?

Nope.

12-02-2011 , 05:23 PM

#494

MadeLiefje

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

How'd my balls look?

If you want to complain, PM dassle. I know he'd listen! #dofordaisy

what if i make YOU listen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

you've never had a tooth pulled or whatever?

i had one in my foot. **** hurt

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12-02-2011 , 05:24 PM

#495

The Brickie

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TIGAAAAAHHHHH

12-02-2011 , 05:26 PM

#496

Gizmo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

what if i make YOU listen

i had one in my foot. **** hurt

You have teeth in your feet?

12-02-2011 , 05:26 PM

#497

killa

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http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001372/

but tbh they aren't 100% sure, in fact there is a slim chance its not even cancer because thyroid cancer testing is a crap shoot with out removing the whole lump.

But in all likelyhood the doctor said it is , hes like " I don't use the C word with out being pretty sure" even if its not the lump is so big it needs to come out regardless. The only thing it would prevent is me being a chynobol experiment for a few days in Janurary.

12-02-2011 , 05:27 PM

#498

MadeLiefje

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you know what i mean! nit

12-02-2011 , 05:28 PM

#499

killa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Still, really hoping I got this job and didn't screw it up

Followups are never bad and as long as you agree with things they ask like "can you work at night" and even if you can't you say "yes" you should be fine.