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11-26-2011 , 02:47 PM

#5201

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

nham you couldnt beat 1/2

11-26-2011 , 02:48 PM

#5202

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

POSEYYYYYYYY

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

oh great omg omg omg is turning into live low stakes nl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I think you mean SSMTT, sir. But we could talk LLSNL if you want. Because that's what I play!

Seems more like MSMTT to me, bout 350 is real $ imo.

But sure, lets talk LLSNL.

11-26-2011 , 02:48 PM

#5203

-Insert Witty SN-

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

did you guys hear about the tough spot at the local 1/2 game? i can't BELIEVE he had KJo

lol

htj_live_hh.txt

11-26-2011 , 02:48 PM

#5204

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

no but they have called me a scumbag and said karmas gonna get me nonstop until they get busted.

Then you haven't gotten the most **** ever.

11-26-2011 , 02:48 PM

#5205

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

nham you couldnt beat 1/2

I couldn't beat 1/2. I was beating 2/5 though

11-26-2011 , 02:50 PM

#5206

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

did you guys hear about the tough spot at the local 1/2 game? i can't BELIEVE he had KJo

I had KJo when I won the biggest pot of my life.

Flop: Jxx, two spades.

Villain checks, hero bets, villain calls. Villain on a flush draw ldo.

Turn: K of spades.

Villain checks, hero checks.

River: K. Hero has nuts.

Villain bets small, hero shoves for like triple pot. Villain tanks, tables hand (Q

lolive poker). Hero sits very still and acts like he's acting like he's not worried. "It's not a lie, if you believe it" says George Costanza. Well that's what hero did. In that moment, Hero put himself on AK. Villain eventually calls.

Dealer, who was a friend of Hero's, says "nuts" before Hero even tables his cards. Hero collects $1500 pot and, in keeping a promise to dealer, tips nothing.

Last edited by Mayo; 11-26-2011 at 02:55 PM. Reason: True story.

11-26-2011 , 02:50 PM

#5207

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

i like to exaggerate sir

thats bad and you should feel bad daz

11-26-2011 , 02:52 PM

#5208

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

yeah you're right, drunk tourists and guys who watch the WSOP and play facebook poker ARE tough to beat.

no not at all ur just a ******

11-26-2011 , 02:53 PM

#5209

The Brickie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I had KJo when I won the biggest pot of my life.

Flop: Jxx, two spades.

Villain checks, hero bets, villain calls. Villain on a flush draw ldo.

Turn: blank spade.

Villain checks, hero checks.

River: K. Hero has nuts.

Villain bets small, hero shoves for like triple pot. Villain tanks, tables hand (Q

Best hand didn't win.

11-26-2011 , 02:54 PM

#5210

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

phil0pp wears sunglasses and hoodies.

Fyp

11-26-2011 , 02:55 PM

#5211

Mayo

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LOL turn was K

, not a blank spade. My bad.

11-26-2011 , 02:56 PM

#5212

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

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right but srsly you couldnt beat it

11-26-2011 , 02:58 PM

#5213

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

💩💩💩💩💩

11-26-2011 , 02:59 PM

#5214

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by phil0pp

right but srsly you couldnt beat it

Hes been beating it for like 7 years, why couldn't he do it now?

11-26-2011 , 02:59 PM

#5215

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Hes been beating it for like 7 years, why couldn't he do it now?

Wrist injuries ldo

11-26-2011 , 03:00 PM

#5216

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

Women cyclists are far more likely to be killed by a lorry because, unlike men, they tend to obey red lights and wait at junctions in the driver’s blind spot, according to a study. The TfL study has not been published – a move that has angered many campaigners.

Actually, the above is not my biggest hand in terms of money. It is the biggest in terms of BB, as it was at 1/2NL. Biggest was at 2/5NL, and had a similar structure:

Hero has QQ.

Flop Kxx

Villain checks, Hero bets, Villain calls. Villain has a K ldo.

Turn blank.

Villain checks, Hero checks

River Q

Villain almost bets, then checks. Hero shoves $900 into $200 pot. Villain instacalls and triumphantly tables AK.

Last edited by Mayo; 11-26-2011 at 03:00 PM. Reason: True story.

11-26-2011 , 03:00 PM

#5217

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Hes been beating it for like 7 years, why couldn't he do it now?

11-26-2011 , 03:01 PM

#5218

Mayo

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Nham I'd play you headsup 4 rollz 4 reals.

And then I would kill you just to watch you die.

11-26-2011 , 03:02 PM

#5219

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

I get to kill the winner/survivor

11-26-2011 , 03:02 PM

#5220

The Brickie

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Check flop

11-26-2011 , 03:03 PM

#5221

ToTheInternet

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11-26-2011 , 03:04 PM

#5222

Da33le

leader of the normals

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

And then I would kill you just to watch you die.

I can't think of a better reason to kill a man

11-26-2011 , 03:07 PM

#5223

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

did you make sure to put him on ace king before he tabled

No. I was basically certain that villain had KQ when he snapped me off. Before that, I thought he had a weak K when he didn't bet the flop or turn. But I knew he wouldn't go four streets without betting with KK, so I didn't really care.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_minton1234

how would you kill me tho

With a grease fire. Thus you can die in a grease fire.