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It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't.

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11-15-2011 , 11:28 PM

#5302

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

go to your room and go to sleep sir

or go to your room and lock yourself in there if you can't sleep

11-15-2011 , 11:30 PM

#5303

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Get a hooker.

11-15-2011 , 11:33 PM

#5304

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

could sleep, but think i want to go out tonight. too bad cute bartender isn't working at new bar tonight. will probably go to old bar.

11-15-2011 , 11:34 PM

#5305

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

What happened to that poster I made the "Procuring a successful female gimmick" reply to? OTB&C?

11-15-2011 , 11:34 PM

#5306

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

What's up?

I gots a bo-bo on the side of my boobie and it makes me full of painfulness

11-15-2011 , 11:35 PM

#5307

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

could sleep, but think i want to go out tonight. too bad cute bartender isn't working at new bar tonight. will probably go to old bar.

don't you have her number?

11-15-2011 , 11:35 PM

#5308

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

How did that happen?

11-15-2011 , 11:36 PM

#5309

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

****! Forgot to start that post with a capital letter. You think I can fix it before Toothy sees it?

Last edited by The Brickie; 11-15-2011 at 11:36 PM. Reason: spelling

11-15-2011 , 11:38 PM

#5310

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

How did that happen?

u asking me?

11-15-2011 , 11:38 PM

#5311

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

I have to get a bunch of new bras. I'm thinking of getting a shock absorber bra.

Yes, I am asking you.

11-15-2011 , 11:38 PM

#5312

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

is Mutant in vegas with someone?

11-15-2011 , 11:39 PM

#5313

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I have to get a bunch of new bras. I'm thinking of getting a shock absorber bra.

Yes, I am asking you.

is size 36 A big titties?

11-15-2011 , 11:40 PM

#5314

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

could sleep, but think i want to go out tonight. too bad cute bartender isn't working at new bar tonight. will probably go to old bar.

when you gonna tap her keg?

11-15-2011 , 11:40 PM

#5315

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

I gots a bo-bo on the side of my boobie and it makes me full of painfulness

Sure your boob hasn't sprouted an erection?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

****! Forgot to start that post with a capital letter. You think I can fix it before Toothy sees it?

I don't even give a **** when you typo anymore, now that I know of your drinking problem: I understand that alcohol impairs coordination.

Gl.

11-15-2011 , 11:40 PM

#5316

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I have to get a bunch of new bras. I'm thinking of getting a shock absorber bra.

Yes, I am asking you.

ah okay, I thought it was spider bite but it is staph infection. hurts. yucky.

never had a shock absorber bra. sounds like something I need.

11-15-2011 , 11:41 PM

#5317

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

is size 36 A big titties?

anything A is not big

11-15-2011 , 11:41 PM

#5318

11beatsperminute

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,108

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I have to get a bunch of new bras. I'm thinking of getting a shock absorber bra.

Yes, I am asking you.

gonna need detailed boob pics to give you bra advice

11-15-2011 , 11:42 PM

#5319

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Oh he cares.

11-15-2011 , 11:42 PM

#5320

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

is Mutant in vegas with someone?

Lots of people. I saw gobbo earlier and dennis phillips and dannerman or whatever his name is.

11-15-2011 , 11:42 PM

#5321

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

it's like right on the side where the underwire presses against the skin and I haven't been able to wear a proper bra for a week.

11-15-2011 , 11:42 PM

#5322

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/default.aspx

11-15-2011 , 11:43 PM

#5323

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

when you gonna tap her keg?

Hopefully she pops his bottle.

11-15-2011 , 11:44 PM

#5324

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

oh yeah, def needs a few of those bad boys

11-15-2011 , 11:44 PM

#5325

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Hi MsBlueberry

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