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i almost killed someone too. there was a par 4 that said 290 on the tee box and the peoples were on the green so I hit but i flew it all the way to the green and apparently almost hit one of them. then they stepped on my ball. didn't think i could FLY it 290 uphill thought it would roll up there worst case scenario.

I once hit someone on the opposite fairway with a golf shot :flex:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

aiott pls respond.

Yep, probably the bumps.

10-13-2011 , 09:28 PM

#4278

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

tart do you have any knowledge of what a post-ops vagina is made of/feels like?

If I've ever been in one it was well-built. I always thought it was an inverted penis, no?

10-13-2011 , 09:28 PM

#4279

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

I wish I could hit it 290 yards

10-13-2011 , 09:28 PM

#4280

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT: We should all vote for Herman Cain, because he has the only governing experience that matters: SimCity.

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if he gets nominated.

10-13-2011 , 09:28 PM

#4281

pd86

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

amen

u still with the girl that is bad on top?

Yea we worked on that

10-13-2011 , 09:30 PM

#4282

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

I wish I could hit it 290 yards

you can do anything you set your mind to man.

-Eminem

10-13-2011 , 09:30 PM

#4283

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tartufo

If I've ever been in one it was well-built. I always thought it was an inverted penis, no?

Does it get an inverted boner?

#philosoraptor

10-13-2011 , 09:30 PM

#4284

AlligatorBloodFTW

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

There was also some PGA tour pro out there apparently who i had never heard of but his group shot 50 on a par 71 and they had a girl

10-13-2011 , 09:31 PM

#4285

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Sorry, I mean "she". How ****ing insensitive of me.

10-13-2011 , 09:31 PM

#4286

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

I thought it was basically a fleshlight that they bolted on after they carved her junk out.

10-13-2011 , 09:33 PM

#4287

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I once hit someone on the opposite fairway with a golf shot :flex:

Yep, probably the bumps.

Do you have the authority to unlock it because I am asking nicely

(inlove)

10-13-2011 , 09:34 PM

#4288

:tinfoil:

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

POLITICAL ENDORSEMENT: We should all vote for Herman Cain, because he has the only governing experience that matters: SimCity.

loooooooooolololol

10-13-2011 , 09:35 PM

#4289

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

how many men are you having sex with cookie?

10-13-2011 , 09:36 PM

#4290

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

none afaik but i was looking at those hooker ads and i came across a tranny that was saying that her stuff was fully operational.

10-13-2011 , 09:37 PM

#4291

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

lololol

10-13-2011 , 09:38 PM

#4292

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

also i sat directly behind the brunette today co-ed actually she sat in front of me cus i was there first and i think that means she lieks me but anyways at the end of class i was putting away my notebook and when she sat up i saw her butt crack and it was phun.

10-13-2011 , 09:40 PM

#4293

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

Do you have the authority to unlock it because I am asking nicely

(inlove)

10-13-2011 , 09:40 PM

#4294

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

I have plumber's crack paranoia.

10-13-2011 , 09:40 PM

#4295

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

excitingimplications.jpg

10-13-2011 , 09:40 PM

#4296

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

she is so hawt.

10-13-2011 , 09:42 PM

#4297

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

and SO stupid/naive which makes her 11ty times more hotter

10-13-2011 , 09:42 PM

#4298

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

she sat in front of me cus i was there first

I know, your heart skips a beat when this happens. It's true love.

10-13-2011 , 09:42 PM

#4299

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

snobby louis vuitton stuck up bitch that I'm always forced to partner up with tried to avoid being my partner last night for peer editing..I hate this class so much