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07-19-2011 , 02:37 AM

#5201

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

j2 maybe you should get your own talk show to express all your opinions/inner rage?

dont troll my woman mother****er

07-19-2011 , 02:37 AM

#5202

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

you've obviously never been to first family church in overland park. the cannibalism has already begun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

do they speak in tongues? if so, do they also dance with snakes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

yes, but not upfront. It is a subtle cult- it has to be that way to survive the suburbs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

how did you manage to infiltrate this cult?

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

i'm joking about the cannibilism but serious about the cult thing.

07-19-2011 , 02:46 AM

#5203

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

07-19-2011 , 03:03 AM

#5204

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlligatorBloodFTW

i'm bed too. but not with j2. it's just coincidence we are going at the same time.

Heard that sort of talk before.

07-19-2011 , 05:31 AM

#5205

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

she didn't even get it. she is so obtuse

07-19-2011 , 06:22 AM

#5206

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

she didn't even get it. she is so obtuse

Whoever took that pic is an angle shooter...

07-19-2011 , 06:28 AM

#5207

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevroc

Whoever took that pic is an angle shooter...

at least they were adjacent to their target.

07-19-2011 , 06:49 AM

#5208

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

KabukiBump

07-19-2011 , 06:53 AM

#5209

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Kevroc and jmitch killing in here with complementary posting...

07-19-2011 , 07:10 AM

#5210

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Trying to get my 9 y/o ready this morning, she does the sneaky lean and blasts out a growling grizzly fart. I was frightened and amused, at the same time.
At the same time...

07-19-2011 , 07:11 AM

#5211

JustJ46671

Low Content

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The dog started to whine and growl and puke.

07-19-2011 , 07:13 AM

#5212

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Trying to get my 9 y/o ready this morning, she does the sneaky lean and blasts out a growling grizzly fart. I was frightened and amused, at the same time.
At the same time...

wow...just....wow.

07-19-2011 , 07:14 AM

#5213

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I looked at my daughter through my tears of pain and pride.
You're so nasty, I said. You fart like a 65 year old trucker.

07-19-2011 , 07:14 AM

#5214

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Now she thinks she is cool.

07-19-2011 , 07:16 AM

#5215

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Now she thinks she is cool.

as she should.

07-19-2011 , 07:17 AM

#5216

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

wow...just....wow.

That's what the neighbours said, imo.

Hi jmitch! How's the eastern front?

07-19-2011 , 07:19 AM

#5217

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

That's what the neighbours said, imo.

Hi jmitch! How's the eastern front?

i am hardly eastern here in colorado, but i am good. tired and probably going to bed soon.

07-19-2011 , 07:21 AM

#5218

JustJ46671

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

as she should.

Lol...told her we were gonna have to take her to a specialist to get a fart transplant. Maybe have her name changed to little bear.

She'll be doin that bit all day at daycare...ftl.

07-19-2011 , 07:22 AM

#5219

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Lol...told her we were gonna have to take her to a specialist to get a fart transplant. Maybe have her name changed to little bear.

She'll be doin that bit all day at daycare...ftl.

fart transplants are no joking matter mang. no child should have to endure that.

07-19-2011 , 07:23 AM

#5220

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

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someone ban that ****ing guy incognito guy. jackass

07-19-2011 , 07:24 AM

#5221

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

i am hardly eastern here in colorado, but i am good. tired and probably going to bed soon.

Ima have to consult fredd, but pretty sure you're on my side of the rockies.
Oh, snap, that wasn't a dig at the braves winning yesterday...

07-19-2011 , 07:25 AM

#5222

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

finished the bag for breakfast

07-19-2011 , 07:26 AM

#5223

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

fart transplants are no joking matter mang. no child should have to endure that.

It's okay, we got good insurance and I think they make a kit where we can do it at home.

07-19-2011 , 07:27 AM

#5224

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Ima have to consult fredd, but pretty sure you're on my side of the rockies.
Oh, snap, that wasn't a dig at the braves winning yesterday...

what sport is that?

gn mang. hoping that horrible gimmick is banned tomorrow when i get up. sleep well.

07-19-2011 , 07:28 AM

#5225

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

It's okay, we got good insurance and I think they make a kit where we can do it at home.

it is a hoax. fart transplants should never be attempted at home. it doesn't matter how simple the procedure might seem.

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