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05-06-2011 , 01:33 PM

#1826

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Anybody wanna get drunk?

drinking is bad mmmmkay

05-06-2011 , 01:34 PM

#1827

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby_73

12:30 is a tad early for me, sorry. Ask again ain a couple of hours though.

Central timezone high five!

05-06-2011 , 01:38 PM

#1828

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

BLACK AND YELLOW

05-06-2011 , 01:39 PM

#1829

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

So the new thing in my class is to steal something from someone who has wronged you, stick it down the front of your pants, then hand it back to them. Works well with hats, which are mandatory to be worn when outside, so they're stuck with your crotch hat on their head for a half hour at a time.

I wouldn't worry about all the Special Olympians ... you guys seem plenty mature to me.

05-06-2011 , 01:42 PM

#1830

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

pmags have we seen fiancee pics yet

05-06-2011 , 01:43 PM

#1831

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

i dreamed that someone sent me a pm but i woke up and i has none

05-06-2011 , 01:46 PM

#1832

Gibby_73

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,094

I'll start getting my Mavs pre-game drink on in about 3hrs 50 mins

05-06-2011 , 01:46 PM

#1833

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

funny i dreamt i sent you a PM nham, but when i woke up, i couldn't remember what i put in it so i never sent one irl

05-06-2011 , 01:47 PM

#1834

Gibby_73

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,094

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Central timezone high five!

Best time zone in the US!

05-06-2011 , 01:47 PM

#1835

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

and then when you're good and drunk you'll ship daughter pics?

05-06-2011 , 01:47 PM

#1836

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

the time is now 3:17pm afaik

05-06-2011 , 01:51 PM

#1837

Gibby_73

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,094

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

and then when you're good and drunk you'll ship daughter pics?

sure. But she is my step daughter, so go look for the pics of my wife that are posted and you can guesstimate from there

05-06-2011 , 01:52 PM

#1838

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

05-06-2011 , 01:54 PM

#1839

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

pmags have we seen fiancee pics yet

i have a bridge i want to sell you

05-06-2011 , 01:55 PM

#1840

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

you should steal their pickle and put the pickle in your pants & then they have to eat your pants pickle!

Last edited by TheNothing; 05-06-2011 at 01:57 PM. Reason: just got back from lunch & i need a nap for my brain to work

05-06-2011 , 01:57 PM

#1841

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

i have a bridge i want to sell you

you're in bridge sales now? how easy are they on the feet? is this a barefoot bridge?

05-06-2011 , 01:57 PM

#1842

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

or get an std and start stealing their hats

05-06-2011 , 01:58 PM

#1843

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

nham I hope you are going to get wasted tonight

05-06-2011 , 01:59 PM

#1844

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Took me forever to realize I forgot AA making blackjack 2 card sum probability tables. FML

05-06-2011 , 02:02 PM

#1845

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I wouldn't worry about all the Special Olympians ... you guys seem plenty mature to me.

yup. We're pretty good with subtle farts, too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby_73

I'll start getting my Mavs pre-game drink on in about 3hrs 50 mins

Whoo hoo Mavs fans! Back in the day, all the kids in OMG were Mavs fans and we'd cry together when the Spurs beat us every year. Good times, sorta.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmags88

i have a bridge i want to sell you

Bridges use software and switches use hardware. Both are layer 2 (data-link) devices. Switches are faster and more reliable, but somewhat more expensive.

05-06-2011 , 02:04 PM

#1846

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

nham I hope you are going to get wasted tonight

there's a dubstep show afaik

05-06-2011 , 02:04 PM

#1847

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0tcuddly

Took me forever to realize I forgot AA making blackjack 2 card sum probability tables. FML

= 0.00273504273504273504273504273504 in a 6 deck shoe.

dangeraw on Stars.

05-06-2011 , 02:05 PM

#1848

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

The great thing about being busto is you don't need to worry about anyone scamming you.

05-06-2011 , 02:07 PM

#1849

pmags88

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Bridges use software and switches use hardware. Both are layer 2 (data-link) devices. Switches are faster and more reliable, but somewhat more expensive.

i have a fist i want you to meet