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05-16-2011 , 03:19 PM

#8951

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Fact: Anyone that uses an online IQ test to measure their intelligence is a ******.

05-16-2011 , 03:20 PM

#8952

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

05-16-2011 , 03:22 PM

#8953

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Fact: Anyone that uses an online IQ test to measure their intelligence is a ******.

i hate that word. anyone who uses it regularly shouldn't comment on other people's intelligence.

05-16-2011 , 03:24 PM

#8954

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

i hate that word. anyone who uses it regularly shouldn't comment on other people's intelligence.

Luckily I'm just restating a commonly known fact.

05-16-2011 , 03:25 PM

#8955

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Fact: Anyone that uses an online IQ test to measure their intelligence is a ******.

Fact: People born and raised in Illinois are called "****ing Illinois Bastards"or fibs by people from Wisconsin.

05-16-2011 , 03:27 PM

#8956

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Fact: I don't know my father and am literally a bastard.

Opinion: I think your nickname accurately portrays my life situation.

05-16-2011 , 03:29 PM

#8957

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

i hate that word. anyone who uses it regularly shouldn't comment on other people's intelligence.

What is horrible waste of emotions, on simple verbiage?

I'll go for "Anal Bum" for 5000$ Alex.

05-16-2011 , 03:34 PM

#8958

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

pro tip:
opening threads in fOOT can lower your IQ (and your sperm count--if applicable)

05-16-2011 , 03:37 PM

#8959

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

I lowered my sperm count already today, so I guess I should avoid OOT.

05-16-2011 , 03:39 PM

#8960

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby_73

It's the American way, spend, spend, spend. I want it now!!!!! Pay for it? GTFO!

regardless of your stance on govt spending - thats a diff argument - having to vote on basically servicing our debt doesn't make ANY friggin sense

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I bet it has something to do with the Gaussian distribution.

gaussian distribution? is that the company that sells gauze pads

05-16-2011 , 03:40 PM

#8961

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,920

reading nvg does the same amount of brain damage as having a stroke - thats why dale is basically a vegetable

05-16-2011 , 03:45 PM

#8962

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I lowered my sperm count already today, so I guess I should avoid OOT, always, and at all costs.

fyfyfyp

05-16-2011 , 03:53 PM

#8963

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Fact: Anyone that uses an online IQ test to measure their intelligence is a ******.

05-16-2011 , 03:55 PM

#8964

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Isn't it beautiful?

05-16-2011 , 03:56 PM

#8965

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

reading nvg does the same amount of brain damage as having a stroke - thats why dale is basically a vegetable

lol

05-16-2011 , 03:56 PM

#8966

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

I just ate some morning star mini corn dogs. They were delicious.

05-16-2011 , 03:57 PM

#8967

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

I love corn dogs. I just had a plum but I'm still hungry.

05-16-2011 , 04:03 PM

#8968

wannabebetter

banned

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gibby_73

Brett Michaels has made a living off being bald and wearing the bandana. But yeah, your friend had a pretty good gig touring with Night Ranger even if it is just the club gigs and occasional small theatre show.

Bret Michaels is bald?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

I don't know why, but I love this gif. It's so sweet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Fact: People born and raised in Illinois are called "****ing Illinois Bastards"or fibs by people from Wisconsin.

That indeed is a fact.

Iaintevenmad.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

Isn't it beautiful?

Magically delicious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

I just ate some morning star mini corn dogs. They were delicious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I love corn dogs. I just had a plum but I'm still hungry.

I'm hungry too.

05-16-2011 , 04:05 PM

#8969

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2...urrentPage=all

05-16-2011 , 04:05 PM

#8970

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

+1 to being an irl bastard.

05-16-2011 , 04:07 PM

#8971

lowercasecaps

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 673

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

The problem with clicking twitty links, is that those links have links in them ... and those links have links in them. Without even realizing it his link has an exponential growth rate of linktivity. I've nearly been sucked into the internet because of it on several occasions.

Go easy there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I doubt she was terribly surprised that such an intelligent person would be able to ace her test!

[brag]Her exact words were: Now weren't God in a good mood when he made you -- looks like he gave you the full package![/brag]

05-16-2011 , 04:07 PM

#8972

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

05-16-2011 , 04:08 PM

#8973

lowercasecaps

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 673

Quote:

Originally Posted by last nights gurl

A kiss on the lips is good for some, a boyfriend for a day is better than none. Thanks for the visit, u r gr8!

How (ut3!

05-16-2011 , 04:09 PM

#8974

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by lowercasecaps

[brag]Her exact words were: Now weren't God in a good mood when he made you -- looks like he gave you the full package![/brag]

I'm gonna go ahead an guess this was right before you bent her over the desk?

05-16-2011 , 04:11 PM

#8975

lowercasecaps

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 673

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I'm gonna go ahead an guess this was right before you bent her over the desk?

Oh no, not at all. She was the grandmother like type. And age.

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