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05-11-2011 , 02:58 AM

#4801

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

i was gonna give her 2, but she had clavicle piercings, so i was like

and gave her 4 dolla

05-11-2011 , 02:58 AM

#4802

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

im such a fish

05-11-2011 , 03:00 AM

#4803

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Game 7 is in San Jose. They're the #2 seed and Detroit is the #3 seed. Something like 106 pts to 105 pts in the regular season iirc.

Well I work Thursday night but I will be pulling for da wings

05-11-2011 , 03:03 AM

#4804

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Hi Lance,

I'm Colin's son and assistant coach of the Crime Fighters. I regret having to send this email, but after today's game with the Blue Jays I feel I must. I'll try not to charge this email with adjectives about how I felt about this coach's actions so I'll just give you a synopsis of the game.

- First off, we started the game 10 minutes late because at 5:30 when our kids were physically at their positions ready to start, they had 10 kids still at shortstop taking grounders while the two coaches were in right field working on pitching with the coaches' son.

- Before the game, Mark tried to make up new rules about the coach pitching aspect of the new rules...the same day the new rules are put into place. He wanted coaches to be able to pitch unlimited pitches to a batter after a "kid pitch" walk until the batter got a hit. Now, we had a pregame meeting with the umps about this but my dad and I were under the impression that he was just reiterating the new rules. We didn't understand his new rules until I protested that the last batter had just swung at his 5th strike in a row. After another discusion we decided to follow the rules as stated in your email.

- With one out in the top of the 2nd inning we were all wondering why there was no batter at the plate. He had taken the on-deck batter behind the backstop to work on his catching skills. After a 4-5 minute delay the kid had finally stripped off his gear and was up to bat.

- In the bottom of the 2nd he called time(?) and ran onto the field to physically position his 2nd basemen and SS correctly. My dad, coaching 1st base, told him he wasn't allowed to do that to which his reply was "well, maybe I'll go home then."

- His son pitched 2 innings, played SS for 2, and 1B for 2...none in the OF. Not that they would need him in the outfield because the right fielder played the position the entire game...and I'm sure he wasn't the only one to not get his 2 innings in the infield.

- After the last out was recorded in the bottom of the 5th his assistant coach ran onto the field to start the 1234 chant while our kids were running on the field to start the top of the 6th. My dad was helping our catcher get his gear so I walked over to Mark and asked if he thought the game was over. His reply was, "Well, our moms say its over and they want to go home so we're going to go ahead and call it." His second reply was that we had reached the time limit, but since we had started late due to his teams extended infield, we were still well within the rules to begin the 6th inning. His next reply was for me to go convince his moms to play. After another discussion with the umps we decided that we would indeed play the 6th inning.

To sum his actions I find it incredibly ironic that a coach who is so eager to break, bend, or outright change the rules, in the end is so strict about the one rule that is advantageous to him.

Rereading this email back to myself it seems it might come off to some people as a rant by an over-involved little league coach. But I'm only writing this because the league really shouldn't be this way. The coaches, me and my dad included, MUST follow the rules so there aren't disagreements or bitterness between teams or coaches in the future.

nt sure how to close it so i look like the good guy.

05-11-2011 , 03:06 AM

#4805

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,646

05-11-2011 , 03:12 AM

#4806

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

guys a real fan

05-11-2011 , 03:15 AM

#4807

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

nham you have to root for the RED WANGZZZZZZZZZZ I'm pretty sure that's section 6c of your student manual.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

so i was putting gas in my car on the way home, and this tall, dirty blond girl with decent boobs came up to me and was like blah blah my cards not working, help me out please. i had 4 dollars and change. what was my play?

Whip out the credit card and fill her tank up obv.

05-11-2011 , 03:21 AM

#4808

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

nt sure how to close it so i look like the good guy.

I wouldn't send it at all tbh. A lot of the issues you brought up are internal to their team iyam.

05-11-2011 , 03:23 AM

#4809

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,083

id be like uhh help you with wht? u dont know how to pump gas? oh yah u ARE blonde , look you stick the nozle into your car like this , and i would demonstrate .

the **** did she want? you to fill her tank and pay for it? lol does that ever happen ?

Last edited by ashes of eight; 05-11-2011 at 03:25 AM. Reason: i dont have a girlfriend

05-11-2011 , 03:23 AM

#4810

dangeraw

bad beat soundboard

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20,852

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

Is he hoping for some dumb slut to sit on his lap or summthin

05-11-2011 , 03:24 AM

#4811

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I wouldn't send it at all tbh. A lot of the issues you brought up are internal to their team iyam.

what u mean internal to their team? theyre cheating and pulling shenanigans and i shouldnt tell the commish?

05-11-2011 , 03:24 AM

#4812

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,083

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

nt sure how to close it so i look like the good guy.

you basically sound like a raving psycho and if u send this letter theres a good chance u are put on the sexual predators list and not allowed to coach ever again

05-11-2011 , 03:27 AM

#4813

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

bump

05-11-2011 , 03:27 AM

#4814

Reese

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 442

Kids baseball is srs biz

05-11-2011 , 03:27 AM

#4815

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

BUT HE CHEATED IN 8YR OLD LL

05-11-2011 , 03:28 AM

#4816

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER MAN WHEN THIS DOUCHE REAL ESTATE AGENT IS MAKING MY KIDS SAD WHEN THEY LOSE A GAME CUS HE CANT PLAY FAIR.

05-11-2011 , 03:29 AM

#4817

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

ATC is it possible to get in touch with this Lance guy in person? I think it's best to discuss it in that way as an afterthought. Talk about the new rules os first.

05-11-2011 , 03:30 AM

#4818

ashes of eight

banned

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,083

bro just put xanax in the other teams gatorade like any good coach would do and quit being a baby about this **** , writing letters like a pussy

05-11-2011 , 03:30 AM

#4819

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

god i hate you

05-11-2011 , 03:34 AM

#4820

Reese

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 442

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE BETTER MAN WHEN THIS DOUCHE REAL ESTATE AGENT IS MAKING MY KIDS SAD WHEN THEY LOSE A GAME CUS HE CANT PLAY FAIR.

05-11-2011 , 03:48 AM

#4821

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

what u mean internal to their team? theyre cheating and pulling shenanigans and i shouldnt tell the commish?

It seemed like all the shenanigans they pulled wrt the competition (starting the 6th inning, positioning the players, the rules changes) were dealt with in game. The others like the playing time and readiness of their players are internal issues that should be dealt with by parents or coaches on the team.

05-11-2011 , 03:51 AM

#4822

Reese

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 442

05-11-2011 , 04:04 AM

#4823

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

Hi Lance,

I'm Colin's son and assistant coach of the Crime Fighters. I regret having to send this email, but after today's game with the Blue Jays I feel I must. I'll try not to charge this email with adjectives about how I felt about this coach's actions so I'll just give you a synopsis of the game.

- First off, we started the game 10 minutes late because at 5:30 when our kids were physically at their positions ready to start, they had 10 kids still at shortstop taking grounders while the two coaches were in right field working on pitching with the coaches' son.

- Before the game, Mark tried to make up new rules about the coach pitching aspect of the new rules...the same day the new rules are put into place. He wanted coaches to be able to pitch unlimited pitches to a batter after a "kid pitch" walk until the batter got a hit. Now, we had a pregame meeting with the umps about this but my dad and I were under the impression that he was just reiterating the new rules. We didn't understand his new rules until I protested that the last batter had just swung at his 5th strike in a row. After another discusion we decided to follow the rules as stated in your email.

- With one out in the top of the 2nd inning we were all wondering why there was no batter at the plate. He had taken the on-deck batter behind the backstop to work on his catching skills. After a 4-5 minute delay the kid had finally stripped off his gear and was up to bat.

- In the bottom of the 2nd he called time(?) and ran onto the field to physically position his 2nd basemen and SS correctly. My dad, coaching 1st base, told him he wasn't allowed to do that to which his reply was "well, maybe I'll go home then."

- His son pitched 2 innings, played SS for 2, and 1B for 2...none in the OF. Not that they would need him in the outfield because the right fielder played the position the entire game...and I'm sure he wasn't the only one to not get his 2 innings in the infield.

- After the last out was recorded in the bottom of the 5th his assistant coach ran onto the field to start the 1234 chant while our kids were running on the field to start the top of the 6th. My dad was helping our catcher get his gear so I walked over to Mark and asked if he thought the game was over. His reply was, "Well, our moms say its over and they want to go home so we're going to go ahead and call it." His second reply was that we had reached the time limit, but since we had started late due to his teams extended infield, we were still well within the rules to begin the 6th inning. His next reply was for me to go convince his moms to play. After another discussion with the umps we decided that we would indeed play the 6th inning.

Rereading this email back to myself it seems it might come off to some people as a rant by an over-involved little league coach. But I'm only writing this because the league really shouldn't be this way. The coaches, me and my dad included, MUST follow the rules so there aren't disagreements or bitterness between teams or coaches in the future.

LOL LANCE

They don't call it the Ghey Area for nothing...

Omit this sentence, it is beta.. even for Frisco.

"To sum his actions I find it incredibly ironic that a coach who is so eager to break, bend, or outright change the rules, in the end is so strict about the one rule that is advantageous to him. "

05-11-2011 , 04:07 AM

#4824

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 23,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

maybe i didnt explain it right but the coach was cheating so he could win a ll game. there is no internal discussion to be had. he is gonna continue to cheat til someone stops him.