Hello- I need the following urgently translated
and also placed in the relevant forum section (either 'coaching'- if free- or 'SNG' or 'tournament' etc) of cgm.ru, poker-ru.com and if you know of any more good, Russian poker forums, then those too! I can pay $30 or else provide a free, in-depth HH review (value $70), up to you. Let me know if you're interested?
The text is as follows:
"100% Free SNG Coaching for Russians"
My name is ‘Marvelon’ (not my real-name, obv) and I mainly play 45 and 90 man KO multi-table SNGs on FT as ‘Kenny Zoo’. I keep my stats blocked on Sharkscope, but please click on the link below to see my results at the $11 level:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4932161/FT45...410results.png
I am currently looking for 15-25 players – who must all be resident in Russia - to coach at low-stakes ($3.25, $6.50 & $12) 45 man ‘turbo’ SNGs on PokerStars (note: NOT Full Tilt)
I will split you into 5 groups of 3-5 and give each group 2-3 hours a week of 100% free coaching (mainly through HH reviews). Groups will be put together based on stake, volume and ROI.
I am looking for losing, break-even or small +ROI players and will coach you on an ongoing and in-depth basis. You will learn to crush low stakes multi-table SNGs, as well as all of the related skills needed to successfully multi-table at high volume (ICM, short-stack play, software, bankroll management etc).
I am looking for players willing to work hard and commit to playing (an ABSOLUTE minimum) of 400+ SNGs/month and am happy to consider anyone who wants to improve their game and is prepared to put the hours and volume in.
‘Sounds great- but what’s the catch?’
1) You must currently not have a PokerStars account
2) You must sign up for a PokerStars account via MY affiliate ‘marketing code’
‘So, how come you are doing this for free? What’s in it for you?’
1) I get commission from PokerStars for bringing you to their site, and also based on the rake you generate. This costs you NOTHING. The better you become, and the more you play as a result, the more money I will make! Our interests are perfectly in-sync!
It’s really as simple as that!
About me:
I have been playing poker fairly seriously (whilst working a full-time job) for a couple of years now. I have recently lost my job (as a result of the ‘credit-crunch’/financial crisis); and from April 1st will be looking to play, and coach, full-time.
If this opportunity is not for you, but you know of someone who you think might benefit, please forward them my ad and encourage them to get in touch.
If you are interested, please email me IN ENGLISH at
kennyzoo999@gmail.com
Include in your email:
- All screen-names you have for all sites you currently play
- How much volume you can reasonably expect to play each month
- What stakes you would like to start at
- A little background information about yourself such as age, education, work history, poker history and family background
I will respond to ALL emails received, even if I cannot accept your application.
Thx,
Marv"