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03-08-2014 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by wj94
You must be one massive degen if they really gave you $10k in promo chips.
Lol, no I am playing in a 25k invite blackjack tourney tonight at cosmo. First place is 10k promo chips. I've been studying tourney strat all week, feeling good about my chances :-)
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03-08-2014 , 07:50 PM
And btw I got the invite solely by doing their slot loss promo, maybe they have some time of system to see the massive BJ degening I did around town when I first moved out here and are trying to get me back on the crack.
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03-08-2014 , 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
Lol, no I am playing in a 25k invite blackjack tourney tonight at cosmo. First place is 10k promo chips. I've been studying tourney strat all week, feeling good about my chances :-)
Well then crush it and run your 10k to 100k
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03-08-2014 , 09:34 PM
Bet 1/2 on red, 1/2 on black and pray the ##^$&%^$#$ gambool gods don't #^%#^%@$# with green. F U LUCK

(3 shoves w/1st or 2nd house into quads THIS WEEK!) F U F U F U F U LUCK!!!!!!!
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03-08-2014 , 11:57 PM
Tournament blackjack sucks. Everyones solid.
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03-09-2014 , 03:27 AM
I am about to play a guy who won the lottery last month at 20-40 hu at the Bellagio right now. If you are around come rail me!!!!!!!
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03-09-2014 , 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
I am about to play a guy who won the lottery last month at 20-40 hu at the Bellagio right now. If you are around come rail me!!!!!!!
llimited or unlimited hold them?
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03-09-2014 , 03:42 AM
Nevermind the dude's wife just came and pulled him out of the room as we were about to go sit down at the table. $&%#*******&&$@. That was the chance of a lifetime i just missed. It was going to be no limit.
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03-09-2014 , 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
I am about to play a guy who won the lottery last month at 20-40 hu at the Bellagio right now. If you are around come rail me!!!!!!!

Are you like some sort of sophisticated troll/gimmick account or nah?
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03-09-2014 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
What should I do with 10 1k one time use promo chips? 10 hands of baccarat? 10 different numbers on the wheel (lol)? Play 2 hands of blackjack at once? Bet red or black? What do you guys think?
perfect basic strat BJ where you have optimal rules dealer s soft 17 bj pays 3:2 ls das. smallest house edge sir
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03-09-2014 , 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by squid face
perfect basic strat BJ where you have optimal rules dealer s soft 17 bj pays 3:2 ls das. smallest house edge sir
yah this... nothing even close really regardless of the rules unless theyre bizarro world like CET... im not sure if it still exits, but if youre talking about the B they used to have 2 deck there with decent rules that was one of the smallest house edges at a major casino.
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03-09-2014 , 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by KittyLiquor
Bet 1/2 on red, 1/2 on black and pray the ##^$&%^$#$ gambool gods don't #^%#^%@$# with green. F U LUCK

(3 shoves w/1st or 2nd house into quads THIS WEEK!) F U F U F U F U LUCK!!!!!!!
Im sure they would have no problem with him doing that with real money, but id be really surprised if they would let him hedge that way with promo chips. idk for sure because im not baller enough to ever get promo chips.

Regardless, if you were going to do it that way, the best game to do it at would be baccarat and bet player and banker.. yeah, you have to pay the commission, but you have no chance at the zero.
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03-09-2014 , 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 8ironz85
Are you like some sort of sophisticated troll/gimmick account or nah?
You caught me, now whose gimmick am I? 3.50 shipped to your paypal, you get 3 guesses.
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03-09-2014 , 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
You caught me, now whose gimmick am I? 3.50 shipped to your paypal, you get 3 guesses.
mel gibson?
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03-09-2014 , 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Turyia
mel gibson?
Close but a little more anti-semitic
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03-09-2014 , 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by squid face
perfect basic strat BJ where you have optimal rules dealer s soft 17 bj pays 3:2 ls das. smallest house edge sir
I'll keep that in mind if I win the slot tourney tomorrow. My foray into blackjack tournaments lasted all of 4 hands lol.
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03-09-2014 , 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
Close but a little more anti-semitic
john travolta?

Just keep in mind that while I am Jewish, I don't bat for that team and don't control Hollywood.
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03-09-2014 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMaxLV
Close but a little more anti-semitic
Muammar Gaddafi?
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03-09-2014 , 12:07 PM


Guilotas and Salmon...
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03-09-2014 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by chopstick

I'm about a third of the way thru the atomic testing museum, this place is pretty sweet.
that place is great, I love it... use your Smithsonian pass to gain access if you have one, or vice versa.

check out the library if you have time.

also... little known fact is that you can sign up for a guided trip to the trinity test site about twice a year at the ATM... you need to pass a DOD background check though.
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03-09-2014 , 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MSchu18


Guilotas and Salmon...
turk would be appalled.
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03-10-2014 , 05:31 PM
quick trip out to China Ranch on Sunday... beautiful weather for it right now before spring hits... right around 70º in the desert.

Fun little place that is good for a day trip... about 80miles outside vegas valley, they call it the Oasis in the desert. it's actually in California. A working date farm with lots of history and many trials to hike.












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03-10-2014 , 08:06 PM
Do any of you upstanding gentlemen know of a place in Vegas that serves Chartreuse VEP?
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03-10-2014 , 08:31 PM
I know the V is back on bravo. Can any V regs tell me if my comps are cool since the computer hack? Planning on taking the gf to cut for anniv in a couple months
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03-10-2014 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by MSchu18
quick trip out to China Ranch on Sunday...
Wow, what a coincidence. my mom was here this past weekend and we went out to China Ranch on Saturday. There cookies and breads are awesome. Did you hike behind the ranch to the old railroad tracks and beyond?
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