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04-23-2015 , 10:55 PM

gangnam holmes

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 371

Harmless but their powdery wings keep giving me the sneezes. And when I crush them their bodies turn to powder and make me sneeze even more.

Does anyone know when moth season ends?

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04-23-2015 , 11:48 PM

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,330

I once partied with the drummer of The Moths. Three story.

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04-24-2015 , 02:43 AM

Loopshot1

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,236

Moral of the story- Crush and snort the moths like a rockstar.

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04-28-2015 , 03:59 PM

lvBlitzforce

old hand

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 1,214

dude they are everywhere. And not like little moths but ****ing moths on steroids. I was in the venetian poker room the other day and there was this one flying around landing on ppl and it was literally like the size of baby bird. Scary stuff yo

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04-28-2015 , 08:39 PM

Tragichero

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,152

They'll be gone soon - when the weather warms up. Late May, early June at the latest.

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04-28-2015 , 08:44 PM

Lattimer

I is smart

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 15,463

Then the giant roaches come out!

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05-03-2015 , 08:19 AM

browser2920

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 6,527

When you crush them be careful not to crush their balls. People pay good money for moth balls. I guess it's like rhino horns, but easier to catch.

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05-03-2015 , 08:31 AM

scrambled_eggs

stranger

Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 14

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Originally Posted by browser2920

When you crush them be careful not to crush their balls. People pay good money for moth balls. I guess it's like rhino horns, but easier to catch.

Okay I have moth, but I can't find his balls. I'm hard up for money so I really gotta find them, can you help me?

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05-03-2015 , 02:27 PM

MSchu18

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 19,740

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Originally Posted by Dominic

I once partied with the drummer of The Moths. Three story.

Who was the unlucky debutante?

Please say the chick from Godzilla!

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05-06-2015 , 10:28 PM

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gangnam holmes

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 371

They're gone.

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05-07-2015 , 02:24 PM

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granddam

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Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 985

Joke is an old one.

Did you ever smell mothballs?

How'd you get their little legs apart?

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