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10-17-2010 , 10:35 PM
nice tr
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10-17-2010 , 11:34 PM
augie

As long as we're gonna play 100% VPIP at 2/4 -- a game with 4 rocks is great!!

Get a buddy -- straddle every time, and make a side bet as to whether all of the old guys leave before one of 'em has a stroke when he realizes that his blinds are never gonna sneak through unraised.
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10-18-2010 , 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Hypersion
Monte Carlo has a poker room? Is it as bad as the pyramid's. I've never dealt with a more rude brush/manager and I'm used to playing in L.A.

There is no room worse than Luxor's. Granted it's been about 3 years since I played there, but the woman who worked the podium was a hideous bitch.

And my friends and I have played the 2-4 game at MC and it was great. But that's because we turned it into an 8-16 game.

Two years later, we were playing at Aria and one of the dealers looked familiar. He told us he used to deal at MC and we reminisced about our monkey poker game there. He remembered us and several of the jokes we told in our drunken stupor. That guy is now our favorite dealer.
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10-18-2010 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by bugstud
I'm confused how 4 old people hadn't broke the game and drawn for the seats, seems like they'd break the game if there were 0 seats at the other table.

made up story ftw?
this. has to be fake.
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10-18-2010 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by StragressionWins
You are, by far, the COOLEST mod on 2+2. Your posts amaze me with your WITTINESS. CONGRATULATE yourself with your weird MASSIVE PENIS IMO.
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Last edited by gobbo; Yesterday at 05:10 PM.
We need more moderation like this. By deleting ****ty posts and locking ****ty threads, posters don't get the ridicule that they deserve. I vote to keep trainwreck threads/posts open - nay, sticky them at the top - so that they're like the decaying, crucified bodies of Spartacus and his followers as people walk towards Rome.
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10-18-2010 , 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by sfx
There is no room worse than Luxor's. Granted it's been about 3 years since I played there, but the woman who worked the podium was a hideous bitch.

And my friends and I have played the 2-4 game at MC and it was great. But that's because we turned it into an 8-16 game.

Two years later, we were playing at Aria and one of the dealers looked familiar. He told us he used to deal at MC and we reminisced about our monkey poker game there. He remembered us and several of the jokes we told in our drunken stupor. That guy is now our favorite dealer.
Merkin jokes have a way of making people remember you.
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10-18-2010 , 05:37 PM
at first I thought you were talkin **** about my family the Grimaldi's of Monaco then I realized you were talking about some crappy Vegas casino.
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