The laidee is begging The Trooper to Go Gamble with her.

He is right that Roast King is mentally ill.

Actually Ducks out of all of that you said one thing totally wrong.

He's getting older at the same pace the rest of us are. Time and aging isn't somehow affecting Tim faster than the rest of us.

Though the time until he becomes of Social Security age is becoming less and less and he's not not making any strides to prepare for it, Im sure his reply would be: I save for retirement and prepare for my future all the time "you just don't see it on camera."

At this point he's the only person I know of that chooses to edit in footage of his ranting toward haters for 12 mins in a video and edits in sequences that look like proof of colluding/cheating - but edits out nearly all instances of healthy eating or positive life planning

Walt had quietly become a star poster itt. Like living street poker legends happen to do from time to time.

I've written about this in detail before but maybe in the old thread.

The only two reasons it takes Trooper so long to edit is because

1. he doesn't think out or really layout for himself how the vlog is suppose to play out so he's not working off a plan. Each time he sits down he is going through all his clips and figuring it out basically from scratch. There are very few successful edits that don't start with at least some idea of assembly beyond: montage, car rant, coffee cam, walking rant.

2. He does other things while he's editing but he counts all the time spent as "editing time." He complains sometimes about upload times but he doesn't say he did anything else while the video was uploading. Did he just sit there and watch the blue bar move? Maybe he can pick the clean laundry off the floor and put it away and polish Big Berkey in that time.

With how many appalling clips he's left in or put into videos I have to believe either he doesn't work hard at editing or spend as much time as he says he does - or he's not really good at the important parts of editing: actually selecting content and working efficiently

I'm pretty sure Tim is ****ing with everyone and trolling now when he talks about wanting to go the gym or eat healthy.

He has zero intention or true desire for either the gym or a healthy lifestyle of any type he's just getting LOLs outta people reacting to him.

He's "happy enough" and stacking fools with KQ suited and banging fans and watching Dice Clay. He has no need for the gym or healthy foods

Why is Trooper still buying cases of water from Target ?

Isn't that like cheating on Big Berkey ?

Seems totally par for the course for Tim.

Start something, make it out like it's awesome and he's so smart for doing it.

Don't follow through, ignore the topic and spit in the face of those who support you
-uses DD mug when he has 200 fan bought Starbucks mugs
-wears blind squirrel after the scam
-buys disposable plastic bottle water instead of a refillable one and bring 32oz of big Berkey with you
-start a weight loss challenge then don't show up or take the punishment
-blame Kraut for "how you were invited" to the vloggers game after lying and saying you were never invited)
-Berate the cocktail waitresses and unions in Vegas after admitting to being a cheap prick who doesn't like tipping them and also ordered a specific drink (wtf orders pineapple juice? You KNOW she doesn't have that at the bar and has to go to the cafe or wherever.)

Geez that was off the top of my head, this is why dude gets crap from people the other vloggers don't get. When you look at the bigger picture of who he has shown himself to be through his vlogs and all the excuses and BS rationale he's spwed over time. It's a no brainer b/c people don't like seeing someone be like this over and over, refuse to improve while telling the world how he knows best about all kinds of ****.

This is one of my favorite Creedence songs. It seems to fit our hero quite well.

"Penthouse Pauper"

Now, if I was a bricklayer,
I wouldn't build just anything;
And if I was a ball player,
I wouldn't play no second string.
And if I were some jew'lry, baby;
Lord, I'd have to be a diamond ring.
If I were a secret, Lord, I never would be told.
If I were a jug of wine, Lord, my flavor would be old.
I could be most anything,
But it got to be twenty-four karat solid gold, oh.

If I were a gambler, You know I'd never lose,
And if I were a guitar player,
Lord, I'd have to play the blues.

If I was a hacksaw, My blade would be razor sharp.
If I were a politician, I could prove that monkeys talk.
You can find the tallest building,
Lord, I'd have me the house on top.

Oh, let's go!
All right, keep goin'!

I'm the penthouse pauper;
I got nothin' to my name.
I'm the penthouse pauper; baby,
I got nothing to my name.
I can be most anything,
'Cause when you got nothin' it's all the same.

Oh, let's move to this song!
Lord, look at my penthouse.

Trooper and Harry should wear matching propeller beanies when they go out together.

Trooper forgot to show the part of his day when he reads this thread. He probably does that while he is playing poker so he couldn't film that.

Trooper is the juice

Sleeping on the couch?

Troop getting free coffee for the commercials?

Trooper says he is tired and he has been "going for 13 hours", implying he has been working straight for 13 hours....

So does he include getting coffee and driving around 'going' / working? and or just holding up a camera is considered 'work' to trooper.

Whenever I hear 'Roast King' I think of the Pan Roast at the Palace Station Oyster Bar.. so ****ing good..

I am guessing you live near there right? Why else would you ever go to Palace Station?

Seems like every time Trooper likes his hand he bets flop and checks turn. Has he ever bet flop and bet turn with a big hand?

He mentioned having another t-shirt idea. I wonder how long he can keep that up. He has realized that a lot of his fans want to send him money and he has stepped up his efforts to take advantage of that. People have probably bought shirts just because it helps him out. Personally though, I blame them more than I'd blame him.

Brad Owen Monster Stack day 2 is a great vlog. Worth the watch if not a regular viewer

Told ya I'd try and keep vlogs a little bit more regular.

What flight is Andrew playing in ME?

In his vlog he said Monday (1C)

Man, the Trooper is really diggin' the games at Excalibur. The times I've played at Excalibur, they were the nittiest games I've ever played.

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