T is a much greater tree hugger than Rice.

He only consumes items that require no utensils.

Pizza, burgers, fries, donuts, coffee, p***y.

True words except for item #6.

What utensil does he use for #6?

Isn't it clear by now that diesel is just a highy functioning autistic guy?

The video of his newsletter with the interesting content of how people are bad at math and this recent video of him proudly showing how he folds napkins and keeps his cutlery in a ziploc bag should make it pretty clear.

Anyone hating on this guy for being arrogant and cocky probably heckles athletes at the special olympics.

Leave Diesel alone!

You clearly didn't watch the video.

He clearly explains why he does it that way. What kind of Diesel fan are you?

I bet you wonder why he takes a pair of scissors into a buffet!

btw cereal is an underrated buffet food

"First he graduated college and law school and now he's living by himself without any of our support. The doctors said he would never be able to lead a normal life. Look at him now! I'm proud of our son."

Diesel has almost certainly never been diagnosed!

Today Diesel breaks down his revenue per 1000 views and people in the comments suggesting he get an accounting degree since he is good with numbers, etc.

I'm not sure if these are trolling him or really are simpletons but when I watched I thought it was meandering nonsense and I was just like get to the point already!

Most likely they are simpletons who are in genuine awe of Rice and his life accomplishments. I'd say they account for around half his viewership, the other half would be the people coming from this thread for the lolz

The Venn diagram between simpletons, El D watchers and Hamster watchers must be a perfect circle.

Rice is making a lot of money on YT.

If I ask nicely, do you think he will give the thread a rakeback?

27% or we riot

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Diesel’s dad thinks it’s crazy that Diesel does that weird prep with utensil packets, so he immediately goes to his room to film a video for YouTube and this thread, knowing we are much more critical than his dad lol c’mon diesel you’re killing me.

He didn’t even pick good comments to criticize today. Yes, diesel steals from buffets, he stays with his parents for 2 months each year not 4, and he is actually impacted by inflation more than anyone else in this thread because he doesn’t have rent/mortgage locked in or a COLA from work etc. etc.

Diesel would be much more endearing and get trolled less if he just owned his lifestyle rather than trying to defend it:

“I steal from buffets because I need that cream cheese and banana to live! Yeah, I get help from my parents, it’s better than me going on SSDI and taking your tax dollars to eat rotisserie chickens 3 times a day off the hood of my car, you all should be thanking me for living this way!”

The first comment was from me, I’m vlog famous! Of course Rice totally misrepresented what I actually said. I never said what he was doing was against the official rules of the MGM buffet or not. My original comment was something like “Does there need to be a sign telling you NOT to take condiments from the buffet? You shouldn’t be leaving a buffet with anything that you didn’t bring in there yourself.” He said I must be a miserable human being or something and that’s when I left the “I’m just a laid back guy who calls it like I see it” comment. I can die peacefully now…

This video will be very valuable for any future defense attorney seeking an insanity defense.

This is the amazing part as this should be common knowledge. Buffets and buffet style spreads like the MGM platinum lounge are meant to be eaten at that location. It's not a to go place. The business model requires it.

While sure, Diesel isn't robbing the place blind by taking such items as single serving cereal or condiments or garlic lol, it should go without saying that you shouldn't be taking that stuff home for later.

Instead, Diesel somehow thinks it's fine and included in the price of the buffet? And his go to cope is anyone that disagrees with him is a miserable human. Lol.

Wasn’t he trying to sell pilfered buffet heads of garlic in a poker room at one point?

Yes but he overestimated the strength of the secondary condiment market at The Horseshoe and ended up giving them away I think.

Diesel's mental health is slowly slipping,
and I am being serious when I say that.

That's why his daily video documenting is important. In 10 years, when a loaf of bread is $7.99, a gallong of fuel is $11, and paid parking + resort fees are mandatory everywhere in Vegas, this will be classic youtube lore

He will still be making $13 an hour claiming that he is coming out ahead of everyone because he is immune to inflation. In his beautiful mind all he has to do is stop spending money entirely in order to beat the whole damn system. Anyone who tries to tell him differently is a miserable loser/hater.

The Reddit adult refuses to work crowd would call us working class folks, "wage-cucks".

It really is a video documentation of a man (Diesel) slowly going insane.
And I'm not kidding when I say that.