Sup bros,

I talked to some poker players at a nearby card room and they said I should become a member.

I just graduated from Northwestern with a computer engineering degree and I am going to move to Vegas and become a pro poker player. I have been playing for about 8 months, play 1/2, and have done well in making money. This month I am up 400 already and last month I made about 2k..It's hard to make that much money in a normal job so that's why I am moving to LV. I have about a 4k roll and I think that is plenty since I won 2k last month, so i should have 6k by the end of the month.

open for suggestions on what y'all think are the best card rooms, where to live, places to go, and etc..

Oh dear.

if you sleep on the street, eat for free and run at about average then yes, 6k by the end of the month.

They really allow people in Northwestern who are smart enough to get a CE degree who can't do enough math to realize that $2k/month is lower than what a CE degree can command?

I only played about 50 hours. should have clarified. my b bros

You have a flawless plan, i dont see how this couldnt work out well for you. Seriously, hoping this is a level, if not ill probably be giving you some change or a dollar outside Walgreens or Rebel gas station in a month or so.

TP/MM

this can't be real.

Sick troll brah