Just got back from an awesome trip with the wife. She isn't much of a night owl gambler so I drop her off at the room around 10 and play me some cards till about 12 or 1. Anyhow we stayed at the Bellagio in an awesome suite and every single night there were at least 4 working girls on the way to the room hitting on me.

I know I am the typical guy walking alone to the room that they prey on but hell they were getting ridiculously aggressive. It was pretty comical Friday night, the hall is empty and a pair are sitting by the window on the last hall to the suite elevators overlooking the pool, as I am walking by this one says hey I like your shirt, and I say thanks with out skipping a step, she yells about 4 feet away hey where are you going, I say to bed, she says can I tuck you in? I say if you can convince my wife thats a good idea lets go. With not a pause she says I can be very persuasive I have excellent an oral presentation.

OMG I just about died laughing and had to share it with my wife, oddly enough she stayed out late Saturday night and saw the talent on the way up to the room. Mostly black chicks but very clean and pretty. The one that said she liked my shirt was a solid 9, young tight pretty. I was shocked to see them running this wild in Bellagio.

Good times

I imagine he said "but clean and pretty" because they're hookers, not because they're black.

maybe?

OF course, there is always one guy looking to muddy up a clean and respectable thread about hookers.

Thought this thread was going to be about Maria Ho..

Where the white hookers at?

Watch out! Some of those pretty young things turn out to just be "money grubbing whores"

She probably really did like your shirt. If you brought her to your room she would have stolen it and given it to her pimp.

One girl told me she liked my shirt once. Then she punched me in the dick

Whatever you're into, those girls will do for the right price.

Pic of shirt or compliment didn't happen.

she was a ho fo sho

Wife bought you the shirt?

No if she did it would say

"My wife has my dick and my wallet"

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