Not the sharpest knives in the block at this table at Caesars. Player 1 is talking about fishing and showing player 2 picture of fish he has caught. One has a name player 2 has never heard of. The following conversation ensues......
Player 2. I wonder if there are more types of fish or animals.
Players 3. Yeah, there’s parts of the ocean we have never even discovered.
Player 2. Really? That’s amazing. Do you think there’d be more types of fish or animals?
Player 1. I’m sure there are more types of fish than mammals, but not more than animals. Fish are animals after all.
Player 3. Fish are animals? I’ve never thought of them as animals. They’re just fish.
He was 100% serious.
And with that being his final contribution, the advertisement for the American education system came to a quick end.