I will start using my "DoubleFly2" screen name on Merge later in the year. Okay? :-)

Oddly. "DoubleFly" was taken.

i dont know man, death is irreversible. you can always make a million if you survive to the next day.

fish logic though. **** thats a tough question

even with 99% chance survival rate I couldn't do it. 99.9%? 99.99%? hmmmmmmmmmm

it depends what type of pot you smoke, and who you know that can get you a deal. i got a guy that can get me an oz of super funk for usually in the 3-350 range. if my skin color was darker and i didn't mind seeds and stems then i could likely get an oz for like 100-150$, but all i could do with it is roll it in a blunt and hope that with every puff i take i don't go sterile.

but, in a typical day i might smoke 10$-20$ worth of super funk. so an ounce will usually last me about a month. the more common prices for super funk are 60$/8th oz. So paying that full price throughout an oz would put you at 480$ for an oz. So you can quickly see why buying an oz up front for 3-350 is the way to go.

i am pretty sure i would accept a 1 million payout vs death at 95-5. any worse odds and i start feeling uneasy

80-20, I would need like $100mil (at least)
for $1mil, I would need more than 1000 to 1. Kind of hard to say... I'm guessing 100K to 1?

The price goes way higher when you have a wife and kids.

Edit: I guess if I hated my wife and kids, I would do it for 50-50. :-)

if you could **** this, but there was a 10 percent chance her vagina would turn into a blender, would you do it? if not, whats your number?



mines very low (1000-1) for both questions

hello i am also a pot noob. does this super funk degrade in quality after a month of sitting around your house? i assume its in some airtight container but even so i feel like it would become less super funky with time

it would degrade if you just let it sit out. instead i bought this.



enough to fit an ounce in. i also got a bigger one that's called a coffeevac meant for coffee beans, and it holds probably up to 3 ounces. that's just sitting in my pantry as storage right now. whenever my ounce tightvac goes busto i refill it from the coffeevac.

and lets not forget the minivac i have that holds 1/8th an ounce max. that's my portable container.

if there was a 10% chance, no. if there was a 1% chance, perhaps.

this actually says alot about drug use, the poor, and people who don't use their head in society.

then there's **********, who does.

lol'd

So Geico will be paying me roughly $26K for the loss of my A4.

Looking at S4's and S5's now. Doing lots of salivating while I search.

why didn't you eat the pot once you were being pulled over?

cant say i didnt try

a million is not nearly enough to take any sort of risk for. being a "millionaire" in the 60's meant something but today you cant retire in your 20's with a million. it doesnt even buy that great of a house in a nice neighborhood

I think a more interesting proposition is how many times do you walk through the door for 1k at say 1 - 100,000 boulder drop?

disco what happens if you test positive for weed in one of your random drug tests?

they didn't really say exactly, but they said i'd have to take a substance abuse assessment, and then they didn't really say what else would happen. but the funny thing is, my lawyer told me from what he knows, they only pull 12 names out of the database of about 4000 people to test once a month. so the chances of getting tested are like < 1% or so for the entire year. But, they told me the random drug tests would have 24 hours to be done, and I do them at a location of my choice and they aren't supervised. So I can just buy some powdered urine to have in case i get chosen.

http://www.testclear.com/Powdered-Urine-Kit-P13C0.aspx

My lawyer also told me not to use my receipt for my payment to the drug classes to roll a joint with. I thought that was funny. Court was an interesting experience though. A lot of total degens there. And listening to some of the charges people faced in front of me was hilarious. One guy was facing a shoplifting charge. Another girl got a speeding ticket for going 75 in a 70! How ridiculous is that. And this one guy kept talking while he was sitting there on his phone. And the judge interrupted everything and asked the guy to come up to the stand, and told him if he didn't stop talking on his cell phone he'd have him taken to jail.


Well I didn't have much time to react. I just rolled down the windows and hoped it would air out enough as i was pulling over, which it obviously didn't. I even had some ****ing ozium in my car, and didn't think to spray it. I likely could have gotten out of this with just a speeding ticket if i just sprayed a few shots of ozium before he walked up to the window. fml. But also, eating an ounce of pot would take a while anyway.

damn, i wish someone would pay me 26k to use towards a new car.

eh just pull over slowly and muscle through it, avoid possession charges and fines

are you serious or trying to use disco as a guinea pig? eating weed isnt the same as smoking

think hes still snappling

how many millions would one need for a late 20's dude to snap retire and not have to do anything, not even actively invest the dough. i'll take the 80/20 for that, thats how much i hate my job.

Id risk a 1 outer meaning death if I was rich as fk if I live.

1mil isn't as much as some people think it is...

Why do you guys need so much $ anyway? Have a bigger house, a nicer car? more diamonds on you? Which one is it? I mean obv it would be nice but risking your life for those things just seems dumb to me even if it is 99/1. I guess to me life is much more than about how much money I have, money can't buy happiness but it's a nice down payment.

True story; I was caught was caught with a small amount of bud in my car while driving in NZ and the cop gave it back and told me to "smoke it all next time".

You do know they can tell you are using this when they test your urin.....it removes sustances that common in everyones urin.....so it does clean your urin of a positive test for drugs but it also gives you away.