Tale of Tales: Italian/French/British fantasty/horror. Based on a book from the 1600s. Feels like a movie from the 1600s. Italian "artistic" approach to filmmaking. Truly godawful. I was literally loling at the scene where the king kills the dragon, it was so bad. Avoid at all costs. John C. Reilly, how did they trick you into doing this? Almost turned it off midway but decided to punish myself for giving it a chance and stuck it out until the end. Punishment was excessive. The necromancer was pretty good.
Air: really, really bad as a sci fi movie. Marginal to mediocre as a generic drama. Split down the middle with how it was made, so it never gets the chance to be an effective version of either. Poorly written in general.
Self/less: Always had a soft spot for Freejack and I haven't yet gotten tired of how Ryan Reynolds plays himself in every movie. That will probably happen after Deadpool. Self/less makes me sad because they could have done so much more with it, and instead went with standard boring stuff like inane car chases. It's not terrible, but it's pretty bad. Kingsley & Reynolds did well with what they were given. They just weren't given much to do well with.